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Need Wood: Who’s Really Intelligent?

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Need Wood: Don’t Trust The Fuzz!

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Need Wood: Something Mama Never Taught You!

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Need Wood: Is the Thrill Gone for This BB King?

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Need Wood: I’m So Bad

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Need Wood: Wash That Man Right Out of Your Beard

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Need Wood: That Stanky Third Leg

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Need Wood: Not That It’s Any of My Business

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Need Wood: They Like it Rough!

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Need Wood: A Leather Foux-Pas!

Hey Woody! I’ve been a regular reader for a while but your riff on the leather and SM communities was the last straw.  Since you’re not into BD/SM or any of its dynamic, why do you feel that you should make people like that the brunt of your humor?  I am not into vanilla sex, […]

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Need Wood: He’s too…shy shy…

Hey Woody! I’ve got a problem I’m too embarrassed to ask anyone about.  Whenever I go out, especially to the bars, I can’t seem to pee if there’s anyone next to me, even if my bladder is about to explode.  Sometimes I can do it if I go into a stall and shut the door […]

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Need Wood: This Guy Has a Beef With Me!

Hey Woody! You anorexic son of a b-tch. How dare you describe sex between overweight people as “lard-a– sex?”   Your advice to your “truly tubby readers” was the kind of hateful and disreputable intolerance we expect out of Rush Limbaugh.  You think you’re funny, but you’re actually just a sorry excuse for a queer.  You […]

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Need Wood: How Hot Am I…Officially?

Hey Woody! I’m not even close to getting laid as much as I want to and I’ve been thinking maybe I’m just not that hot.   I can’t ask people I know, cuz, well, they wouldn’t be family or friends if they didn’t lie, right?  So how do I find out what my real f–kability quotient […]

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Need Wood: Debbie Does Dallas and Loves Lucy

Hey Woody! Not only do my boyfriend and I have house-shaking sex, we also do three-ways, groups, baths, and sex clubs.  He is the nastiest, biggest f–k pig I’ve ever run across.  God, I love him. So here’s the problem: Last month we were in a sex club where he was being gang-f–ked in a […]

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Need Wood: Pour Some Sugar on Me!

Hey Woody! Have you heard about a supplement that’s supposed to make your c-m taste sweet?  Is this real or one of those red flags being waved in front of ground-pawing bulls like me looking for the next big thing in sex? – Sweet Tooth Dear Tooth: I love your bullfighting analogy because that’s exactly […]