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Need Wood: No-Luck Chuck!

Hey Woody! In our relationship I’m the raging top and my boyfriend’s the power bottom.  Perfect fit, huh?  Except for one thing:  I’m a two-pump chump.  I don’t last but a minute or two once I penetrate him.  I’m mortified and humiliated but nothing I’ve tried seems to help.  My boyfriend’s been supportive but I […]


Need Wood: Smile! You’re on Candid Camera!

Hey Woody! My boyfriend is so insecure if we don’t have sex for more than a couple of days he thinks I’m losing interest and will end up breaking up with him.  On top of that he’s so insecure about his looks he constantly wants me to f–k him in front of the webcam for […]


Need Wood: Nothin’ Says Lovin’ Like a Homemade Video!

Hey Woody! Do you think making homegrown p-rn is a good idea?  –  In Focus Dear Focus: I think it’s a great idea.  Like Larry Flynt, the publisher of Hustler once said, “There are two kinds of people who criticize p-rn—those who don’t know what they’re talking about and those who don’t know what they’re […]

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Need Wood: Players Gonna Play Play Play Play…

Hey Woody! I met this guy at an after-work, low-key bar.  Just my type—thirty-ish, bookish, but athletic.  Couldn’t tell if he was attracted so I went to the bathroom (my rule is, if they’re there when I get back, they’re interested).  He was!  I offer to buy him a drink.  He accepts. Tried to kiss […]

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Need Wood: The Good Ones are Straight and Married!

Hey Woody! A straight married couple has glommed on to me and we do the whole scene:  drugs, club parties, gay bars.  The guy is hot.  I mean like sacrifice-your-career-to-smell-his-dirty-shorts hot. He’s very affectionate with me, even kisses me hello.  On the mouth.  His wife (who’s also hot) encourages it.  One night we were dancing […]

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Need Wood: Pretty Weird Science!

Hey Woody, I’m 100% gay but I’ve been having cyber sex with four straight guys.  I use a female screen name, complete with nudie pictures I downloaded from a website. I’m on it every other night and I’ve developed strong relationships with these guys.  We’ve had great talks and even better sex. I like to […]


Need Wood: Look at Me…and Look at You!

Hey Woody! Last week I went home with a guy I had a crush on 10 years ago.  I hadn’t seen him in a few years and we ran into each other at a bar.  He seemed to have really aged and put on some weight, while I’ve gotten all buff at the gym. He […]

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Need Wood: Where the Kisses are His and His and His…Three’s Company, Too?

Hey Woody! I’m not sure how it happened but a few of my friends ended up sleeping with this guy that just moved into town.  But I was the one who ended up dating him.  Well, one day we’re in the hot tub with a bunch of my friends and he realizes he’s slept with […]


Need Wood: What Do They Have That I Don’t Have?

Hey Woody! My boyfriend is addicted to p-rnography.   He’d rather masturbate to naked men on the videos than make love to me.  I’m not some skanky guy, Woody.  I’m 6 foot, 170 lbs and I work out every day.  I’ve tried to get him to read articles or get help but he won’t do it.  […]

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Need Wood: Nobody Else Can Have Him!

Hey Woody! I’ve been seeing someone off and on for about two years.  Four months into the relationship things kinda went downhill when we were unable to come to an understanding about commitment.  Namely, I understood the meaning of the word; he didn’t. The problem is every time I start seeing someone else he gets […]

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Need Wood: Dealing with Killer Stress

Hey Woody! It’s been four months since my boyfriend saw a traumatic event that killed several people (I would rather not get into the details). He and I have had completely different reactions in bed.  We’re both running semen factories, only mine’s working to capacity and he’s laid off half his staff, if you know […]

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Need Wood: Butt Seriously, I Have a Query!

Hey Woody! Are some people’s butts just built differently than others?  I mean on the inside.  My boyfriends and I both enjoy playing bottom, but he could swallow dining room furniture with so much as a hit of poppers, and I struggle with the basic big d–k.  It makes me jealous that he can take […]

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Need Wood: This Problem Ain’t Mine, It’s Urine!

Hey Woody! So I finally get my boyfriend to swallow my c-m and what comes out during the moment of truth?  Urine. Needless to say, he’s furious.  He’s convinced that I just wanted to humiliate him.  What happened? -  Pissed off Dear Pissed off: Maybe he’ll calm down when he hears there’s a medical explanation.  […]

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Need Wood: Yadda Yadda Yadds…I’m Happy Now!

Hey Woody, I’m getting all kinds of s–t from friends and co-workers about the fact that my boyfriend and I have an open relationship.  In my whole gay life I have met only one couple that didn’t cheat on each other.  What we’re doing just seems more honest.  Are all these negativities I am receiving […]


Need Wood: I Have No “Gay Sense”…Help Me Get My Man!

Hey, Woody! I’m a 22-year-old curious deaf young man wanting to look for a lover.  When I go on a public transportation, I can’t tell who is gay or not.  I feel that I do not have a “gay radar.”  Where do I find a man who likes me very much?  Do I need to […]