My Boyfriend is Dead in Bed

Dear Woody, My boyfriend suddenly seems distant in bed—like he’s just going through the motions, if he goes through them at all. I’m so afraid...

Looking For More Action

Hey Woody! I keep hearing about the sex-enhancing power of Yohimbe. I don’t have any trouble getting it up but I’d like better, stiffer, longer-lasting erections. Do...

Don’t Trust the Fuzz

Hey Woody! I’m a cop, and I get more respect for being gay from straight co-workers than gay acquaintances. Why are gay men so suspicious...

Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk

Hey, Woody! I have a strange problem. Sometimes when I cum, I cry. I’m not sad, but the tears come anyway. It doesn’t happen all the time but...

Can Working Out Improve My Sex Life?

Hey Woody! To my eternal regret, my roommate discovered the gym. Now that he’s down to a 34 waist, his eyes narrow every time I...

Need Wood: Is This a ‘Criminal Minds’ Episode?

Hey Woody!  One day I came home early and snuck upstairs hoping to catch my boyfriend beating off to internet p-rn (he’s a freak about...