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HIV Transmission
Hey Woody,
I’ve been hooking up with this guy and having awesome sex. We both have boyfriends but play on the side. The thing is, he doesn’t want to use condoms because it tends to make him lose his erections. Plus, he says I’d feel him much better without it. My f-buddy says he’s negative and I know I am, too. Should I ditch the condoms or insist on them? I’m afraid if I keep insisting he’s just going to find somebody else.
- Obsessed
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Bridging Age Differences
Hey Woody!
I’m 24; he’s 18. The only thing that’s stopping me from falling in love is his age. I find myself constantly lying about it to my friends. Am I crazy for thinking that dating somebody that young could actually work out? He’s everything I want in a guy-- he’s almost more mature than I am and has more goals and...
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Changing Attraction
Hey Woody!
I know I’ve missed out on some great one-night stands, even relationships because the guys weren’t my physical type. I’ve tried but I just can’t get into smooth guys. It feels like I’m screwing a salmon. I’m always thinking, “Go easy on the lube, otherwise he’s going to pop through my fingers and land on the other side of the room!” The other night I met the perfect guy—great looks, warmth of a furnace ...
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Too Nelly for Online
Hey Woody,
I’m 18, have a nice body, cute butt, and all that, but nobody online hits me up. I think what’s causing all the ignores is my femininity. I’m kind of femme, yes, and it probably shows in my pics. I have long hair, too, and I think that adds to the rejection. I’m not a tranny or a cross dresser, I just happen to be not as masculine as some other guys.
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Giving Boyfriend's Another Chance
Hey Woody,
So I met an out of town guy who’s planning to move here. It’s been incredibly passionate with lots of talk of what will happen between us when he moves here permanently next year. Then, at the bar, I found him giving his number to some guy. When I challenged him on it, he said he was just trying to make friends for when he eventually settles here. Things deteriorated after one of my friends said my guy was flirting with him.
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That Guilty Feeling
Hey Woody,
I’ve had a couple of bad experiences with Grndr guys showing up at my door looking 20 years older than they are and three inches shorter than they advertised if you know what I mean. Is it bad karma to turn away a guy at your door if he totally lied about himself? Or should I be nice, let them in and let them down gently?
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Anal Bleaching
Hey Woody,
I’m an ass-freak. I love to “toss salad” and get my own lettuce flipped and licked. I want my sphincter in porn-quality shape—the pinkest pink possible. Have you heard of anal bleaching? I want to get it done, but where? It’s not the kind of thing salons advertise. Also, is it possible to DIY it?
- Throbbing for love
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Big Penis, Bad Breath
Hey Woody,
Thank you, thank you, thank you for the great column on bad breath, but you never addressed how to tell somebody they smell like they just rimmed a dozen dirty bungholes after smoking a pack of cigarettes. I’ve left mouthwash, floss and a toothbrush out for them but they’re clueless. And the few times I’ve been direct they get offended. Help!
-- Olfactory Assaulted
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Infatuated with Big Dicks/Ripe Smells
Hey Woody,
I love how guys smell, from fresh sweat (not the same as “BO” for the ignoranti), to crotch smells, etc. (not the same as caca for philistines!). The right smell is 10 times more effective than Viagra. I’ve picked up great looking guys online but if they show up, like they usually do, smelling of soap and baby powder, sorry, but my stick goes south.
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How to Avoid the Brown Line
Hey Woody!
A lot of new guys I pick up haven’t cleaned or douched before I top them. I have a pretty nice looking member and sometimes a bottom gets too eager and leaves his calling card on me. Now, I go soft at the sight of brown lining a guy's hole or on my condom-wearing penis. Sometimes I suggest we play in the shower, or ask if he needs to take a shower. But sometimes the date's answer is that he's "fine” when he isn’t. Asking a bottom to shower isn't as simple as it may seem
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