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Written by Billy Masters
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 On a slow night, if few people are there, you can masturbate in the theater. Or better yet, have sex with a fellow ticket-buyer on a really good night." - John Waters shares some heartfelt reasons why we should save San Francisco's Roxie Theatre, the oldest continuously running cinema in America. You can contribute via Kickstarter.
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Written by Billy Masters
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 "Ewww, Eww, To get f*cked? Gay guys are the horniest people in the world. They're disgusting. Dude, most of them probably have AIDS." - Paris Hilton's response to a gay friend who was explaining how guys hook up via Grindr. Friends of Hilton's say that she was drunk at the time and that the comments are taken out of context. Regardless, for someone who hooked up with someone else's husband, and was videotaped having unprotected sex with him, she's really not one to talk.
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Written by Billy Masters
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You wouldn't expect much gay news to come out of the Republican National Convention, but you'd be wrong. And it came courtesy of Aaron Schock. When a cameraman from TMZ caught up with the hunky congressman...
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Written by Billy Masters
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 "I have a lot of gay fans because they know that I just accept people as they are. That's not my place to judge. I ain't God and I ain't runnin' for office." - Dolly Parton explains her support for filmmakers (and dear friends) Gary and Larry Lane. Their documentary, "Hollywood to Dollywood" won a slew of awards at film festivals and is now available on DVD at Hollywood2Dollywood.com.
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Written by Billy Masters
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 "No - I think of ONE diva!" - Patti LuPone's response to Seth Rudetsky's question, "Do you think of three divas? Bernadette, Betty and Patti?" She followed her answer with a hearty laugh, adding, "What the f*ck did you think I was going to say?"
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Written by Billy Masters
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 For months, you've all scoffed at my assertions that the world is coming to an end. And yet, we have another sign that perhaps the Mayans were on to something.
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Written by Billy Masters
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 What kind of moronic thing to say. Maybe that's projection. Maybe she's the one who's disgusting and she's projecting her hate. I LOVE all gays." - Nadya Suleman takes Paris Hilton to task for her comments about gay people. You know you're f*cked when Octomom is the voice of reason.
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Written by Billy Masters
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 "Of course! I think there's just something about getting into chlorine water that you just automatically go. I didn't during the races, but I sure did in warm-up." - Ryan Lochte answers Ryan Seacrest's question about peeing in the Olympic pool. I find it fascinating that he made this revelation. No one ever tells things like this to Matt Lauer or Meredith...
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Written by Billy Masters
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 "Albee probably gave us less attention than he has in many, many, many years - which I rather liked because he can be difficult. And he's not as good a director as he thinks he is." - Kathleen Turner tells Alec Baldwin (on his Podcast at WNYC.com) about working with Edward Albee...
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Written by Billy Masters
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 "Happy father's day - or as they call it in my family, happy brother-in-law's day." - Ronan Farrow (formerly known as Satchel) Tweets a little dig at estranged dad, Woody Allen. Clearly he inherited his sense of humor from his mom.
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