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 "I asked him if he's elected, how does he plan to engage gay Americans. How are we to support him? And he told me to support Obama." - Scott Arnold, Adjunct Professor of Writing at William Penn University, talks about his encounter with Newt Gingrich. Of course, I wasn't really planning on voting for him anyway.
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 "Good things don't end unless they end badly." - Ben from The Bachelorette tells Ashley his feelings after being dumped. Something tells me it won't end any better when he becomes the next "The Bachelor" on January 2nd.
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 "I like more of a guy's guy. Like Johnny Depp, James Franco, Ellen DeGeneres." - Sara Gilbert shares her opinion of Bradley Cooper being named "People" magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive". Because, as we all know, Gilbert is known for her discerning taste in men.
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 "I had never worn a thong before. So the first time I tried it, I put it on wrong and my junk didn't fit in it. I had to call a wardrobe person in and go, 'Something's wrong with my thong, you guys. I think we're going to have to figure this out.' And they go, 'Yeah, your legs are in the wrong holes!'" - Matt Bomer discusses shooting his stripping scenes for "Magic Mike". Do you really need to include instructions with a thong?
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"Kate Winslet has gone off the rails. Jesus, girl, it's just an Emmy." - Sandra Bernhard Tweets her reaction to Winslet's Emmy win. While I echo her thoughts, I don't believe Miss Sandi has ever been invited to the Emmys, let alone been nominated for one. Just keepin' it real.
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"He plays a kid who refuses to go down." - Allison Janney describes the role played by Chris Colfer in the just-wrapped flick "Struck by Lightning." He won't go down? I think I dated him!
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"That was the best kiss I have ever had. It was deep, it was intense, and it was a long time coming." - Jason Segel talks about the on-screen kiss he shared with Paul Rudd on "Saturday Night Live" which included, dare I say, licking.
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 "Skinny little twinks like him. He doesn't like the bears, that would be my guess." - Chaz Bono tells Joy Behar what he thinks "Dancing With The Stars" judge Bruno Tonioli's type is. I am SO excited that someone can be in their mid-50s and still be considered a "twink" - this means I've got 10 more years...at least! But would you really consider Chaz a "bear"?
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"We're judging the jive here, me ole sausage." - Len Goodman chastises Derek Hough after his dance last week with Ricki Lake. "Me ole sausage"? I believe that's the British equivalent of me calling my friend a messy bottom.
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"That's not to say I wouldn't like a penis. I really would like one and I hope that someday I will get one." - Chaz Bono discusses a goal for the future. Just what I need - someone else looking for a hot d*ck.
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"Good things don't end unless they end badly." - Ben from "The Bachelorette" tells Ashley his feelings after being dumped during the season finale. He should be relieved he doesn't have to stand there and watch her endlessly twirl those rosebuds betwixt her fingers. I fingered a rosebud recently, but you're certainly not gonna see that on network TV!
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