Hollywood Inside & Out, December 15, 2011
|Written by Billy Masters on December 15 2011|
"That was the best kiss I have ever had. It was deep, it was intense, and it was a long time coming." - Jason Segel talks about the on-screen kiss he shared with Paul Rudd on "Saturday Night Live" which included, dare I say, licking.
Recently, a story broke near my hometown. This concerns Kevin Hogan, who is an English teacher at a Malden, Massachusetts charter school which was named one of the best high schools in the country by "Newsweek." He's also head of the English department as well as....I almost hate to say this...the coach for the crew team. So you know what's coming, right? Well, you're wrong. No one got touched in a locker room. But it was discovered that Mr. Hogan also goes by the name Hytch Cawke - a name that really only works if you say it aloud, and even then it's kinda stupid. Hytch has appeared in three gay pornos - "Fetish World 1," "Just Gone Gay 8" (are we up to 8 already?), and "Ass F*cked by a DILF 2". In case you're wondering, he is one of the DILFs. This story was uncovered by a FOX reporter in Boston, who confronted Kevin/Hytch in one of those ambush-style interviews usually reserved for presidential candidates accused of philandering or corporate heads who spill oil on pelicans! Hogan repeatedly said, "I don't know what you're talking about."
The revelation led the school to place Hogan on paid leave while they investigate. Intriguingly, response to the report has not been particularly favorable. According to the local FOX affiliate, viewer feedback has been split 80/20 - with 80 percent AGAINST the station (there's no differentiation between being against the style of the report or the nature of the story). Because you know I'm a stickler for research, I tracked down some of Hytch's work. Let me share a detail no one else has brought up - aside from being shaved within an inch of his life, his penis has a Prince Albert piercing. And while the movie I watched employed the use of a condom, at a certain point it disappeared! That may have happened when his erection began to subside - if you look inside his partner, it might still be there! Or perhaps you'll spy it when you watch the video on BillyMasters.com.
I'm sure you've all heard that George Michael is hospitalized in Vienna with what is being called "severe community acquired pneumonia". Earlier this month he was rumored to be dating both a hairdresser and porn star. First we got photos of George stepping out with celebrity hairstylist Fadi Fawaz, who was born in Lebanon, raised in Austria, and works in London. These photos were taken in Venice - which makes this a very international item. Days later, we got snaps of George on the balcony of the Hotel Danieli in Venice with someone who looked like a porn star who appeared in "Match Maker" for Cazzo Studios in Berlin under the name Isaac Mazar. Since I doubt this is a name that appears on a birth certificate, I did a bit more digging and discovered that Fadi Fawaz and Isaac Mazar are one and the same! We don't really know if this is a tryst, a fling, or a full-out affaire de coeur, as they'd say in French - a language I'm using solely to show off my multi-lingual skills. But I can tell you that Isaac shows off his anal-lingual skills in his porno flick. It's a real penetrating performance which I'm sure helped seal the deal with Georgie. We'll share the photos and video over at BillyMasters.com.
My favorite part of the holiday season is "Billy's Holiday Gift Giving Suggestions," where I share some gifts suitable for fans of this column. I'm recommending two items which can be given together or separately. Back in 2000, Dustin Lance Black got the chance to write and direct his first feature film. The result was "The Journey of Jared Price," which is a tantalizing glimpse at the work he'd do later and has the feel of a gay indie after-school special. It also contains more than a bit of nudity, and who'd complain about that? Corey Spears as "Jared" gives a genuine and nuanced performance. More recently, Corey shared another side of himself in a collection of poetry entitled "P-Town Diaries." This chronicles a summer where Spears loved, lost, and lived. While both of these products are lovely on their own, taken as a pair they have even more substance. I'd suggest heading to Amazon.com where you can not only pick them up, but even watch "Jared Price" online.
Our "Ask Billy" question comes from Randy in Washington, DC: "I need you to settle a bet. My friend says Thomas Jane went full-frontal nude on 'Hung'. I'm sure I'd remember that. Who wins?"
If Thomas Jane is naked, we ALL win. Up until recently, the answer would be that you win this bet. But it's entirely possible that your friend is slightly psychic. For the benefit of the readers, this question was sent on October 16th. On the episode of "Hung" that aired on October 23rd, we did indeed get a glimpse of Thomas Jane's nether regions. In one role-playing scene, he's wearing a jock strap. After he takes it off, the camera pulls back to reveal a good...oh, I'd say, four inches of a rather plump penis dangling betwixt his legs. From the looks of it, that was only the beginning. See for yourself on BillyMasters.com.