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Written by Woody Miller
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Hey Woody,
I'm hoping you can help me and other people in the same situation. I'm HIV+ and in desperate need of meds. I make practically nothing income-wise yet I've been turned down for assistance from every AIDS organization, public health clinic and governmental group (like Social Security) you can think of. Why? Because I'm not full blown yet. When I started meds a year ago I was 30 t-cells away from being full blown and got my meds from a research group that just dropped me a month ago. I've been struggling ever since then for help. The researchers can't get me any more meds and won't offer me assistance. I'm at my wit's end, what can I do?
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Written by Woody Miller
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Hey Woody,
I want to surprise my boyfriend for our one-year anniversary with a sex-related but fairly tame gift. He's as vanilla as they come so I can't be doing anything raunchy. Any suggestions?
-Gift guesser
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Written by Woody Miller
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Hey Woody,
I went home with a guy I wasn't all that attracted to. Things changed when we got to his bedroom. And this was before the pants came off! The room was just the sexiest thing I'd ever seen. Everything about it oozed sensuality.
Our encounter was a one-nighter so I can't remember much of the room, plus I was wearing, uhm, beer goggles that night. My question: How do I sex up my bedroom without sinking into James Bond clichés?
- Bedroom eyes
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Written by Woody Miller
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Hey Woody,
I loved your piece on how to make your bedroom sexier, but you left out some of the most important things: The Don'ts. Like, don't leave dirty laundry around. You'd be amazed at how many guys think you won't see stained underwear on the floor if you light some candles. Just so I can discreetly slip your column under certain doors, can you write up a list of "BEDROOM DON'Ts?"
- Been there, seen that
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Written by Woody Miller
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Hey Woody,
My boyfriend and I are at sexual stalemate. I admit we've got lots of emotional issues we've got to work out, but there's gotta be something we can do sexually to, uhm, break the log jam. Here's the problem: We've started sexually bartering our services and it's descended into an "I won't do it if you won't" or "I'll do it if you do it first." So if I want my God-given right to some good head, he'll say, "Fine, blow me first then we'll see." How do we get past this?
- Want treats not tricks
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Written by Woody Miller
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Hey Woody,
I love those quizzes you do now and again. Do you have one for sex addicts? I mean, what's the difference between a tramp and an addict?
- Wanna know
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Written by Woody Miller
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Hey Woody,
What do you think are the most important things to know about giving good head?
- Wondering
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Written by Woody Miller
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Hey Woody,
Like your last writer ("Feeling Helpless"), I too, am HIV, at a lower-income level and have had many doors shut in my face when trying to get help with medication payments and co pays. I have applied to, and participated in, many pharmaceutical and/or hospital-based research studies in order to obtain the life-saving medications that I needed. I was faithful to the dosing requirements and never missed an appointment with the doctor. But, when the study was complete, so was my usefulness to the pharmaceutical company. Once they're done with the study they're done with you. It's "no more meds and don't let the door hit you on the way out."
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Written by Woody Miller
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Hey Woody,
Is there such a thing as a Sexual IQ test? What questions does it ask? I want to know if I'd pass.
-Dying to ask
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Written by Woody Miller
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Hey Woody,
Got any advice for guys who like sex in the shower? I've got a typical apartment bathroom—not much room to move around so my options seem limited.
-Wet behind the ears
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Written by Woody Miller
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Hey Woody,
I get a little tired of hearing that homophobes are just big Marys too scared to come out of the closet. Do you really believe that the guys who jumped out of the car with tire irons to chase me and a friend walking to a bar were doing it because they secretly wanted to blow us? Come on! That's like saying anti-Semites hate Jews because they secretly want to be Jewish. Or that racists hate African-Americans because they secretly want to be black. What's your take?
- Hate the Haters
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