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Written by Woody Miller
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Hey Woody,
I'm a woman who's read your book three times, working on a fourth. I love your style and your common sense attitudes toward health and insight into male minds. I'm writing because I am married to a man who I believe is gay. We've never had sex -- not before or after the wedding. Not even on the honeymoon night. From comments he's made and where his eyes wander, I believe he is attracted to men, not women. He makes constant references to cute men, tight asses, loving the way males look and feel, and so forth. I should have known -- all the signs were there -- but I liked him so much as a person and I was terribly lonely.
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Written by Woody Miller
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Hey Woody,
My boyfriend and I are planning a trip to spend time with our parents. It sounds pretty normal, but the thing of it is as soon as we get into bed I want to jump him like an animal. I don't know if it's the sneaking around or the "I'm so bad" part of doing it at our parents' house, but it has been the best sex we've ever had. My boyfriend's not as in to it as I am. I have actually had to force him to do it a couple times, but once he gets into it it's amazing. How can I get him past his inhibitions so we can get down to business?
- Father Complex
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Written by Woody Miller
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Hey Woody,
My boyfriend is so ashamed of his body we only make love in the dark, and only in the missionary position. How can I get him to be more adventurous without having him go on a diet? I don't like these skinny bitches I see flouncing around the park. I like a little junk in the trunk!
- Wanting more
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Written by Woody Miller
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Hey Woody,
Over the weekend my good friend and I had sex in his hot tub! We have known each other since we were kids. . .I'm 33 and he's 34. He is married with two kids, by the way. After his wife got out of the hot tub she went to bed. He and I had been drinking A LOT that night...I made a move on him and then unexpectedly he felt me up and I ended up sucking him off beside the hot tub. I really feel guilty because I am close with his wife as well. Not sure how to act now when I do see them again since this has happened. I can't stop thinking about it because it was so hot!! What should I do, Woody? Pursue him? Act as if nothing happened? -Puzzled
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Written by Woody Miller
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Hey Woody,
I haven't been out long. Do you have some kind of "Great Lovers" checklist?
- Newbie
Dear Newbie,
If you want to be the Studmeister General, here's my "To Do" list:
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Written by Woody Miller
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Hey Woody,
I’m a quiz junkie but I can never find interesting sex quizzes. Is there any site that has quizzes worth taking? And also, why don’t YOU write one. You’re funny!
- Quiz Wiz
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Written by Woody Miller
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Hey Woody,
In a recent article you said that bareback topping is the #2 avenue for HIV infection, with bareback bottoming being #1. ? That statement concerns me. My physician is a prominent gay doctor and I am a personal friend with another physician. Both have told me the same thing: The chances of a bare backing (BB) top (strictly top, not one that bottoms occasionally) being infected with HIV from barebacking is equal to the risk of unprotected oral sex -- taking cum in the mouth and swallowing.
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Written by Woody Miller
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Hey Woody,
Every time I go out to the bars with a friend of mine –and we've never been anything but, he acts and treats me like his boyfriend. He holds my arms like I am his. He stands really, really close to me. Guys ask me all the time if he's my boyfriend. I tell them no. Some guys just assume that he is. What makes this situation a little more embarrassing is my friend is 15 years older than I am. So guys not only think he is my boyfriend but they think he is my sugar daddy. That's why I always tell him not to buy me any drinks. I don't want to look like his boyfriend or worse, his "boy."
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Written by Woody Miller
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Hey Woody,
I saw your advice for guys who ejaculate too quickly, but what about those of us with the opposite problem? I cannot ejaculate with another guy unless I masturbate myself. I've tried almost everything, and it usually comes down to my own hand. The Joy of Gay Sex says I've got a retarded ejaculation problem (I really think they could have come up with a better name). Their "solution" didn't work for me.
Can you help?
- Handy
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Written by Woody Miller
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Hey Woody,
After years of muffled lovemaking because of the kids we adopted, my partner and I haven't had much time or opportunity for spontaneous hanky-panky. But now that they're gone most of the year (boarding school) my partner and I have the house to ourselves. Problem: He's boring. How can I get him to rediscover our pre-children passion?
- Bored but Horny
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Written by Woody Miller
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Hey Woody,
My partner likes us to watch porn films together to get us in the mood, but they turn me off completely. I know-- gay and disgusted by porn. Go figure. It isn’t that I actually hate porn as much as I resent the fact that he needs videos to get horny with me. How can I get him to lay his hands on me instead of the remote control?
- Bedroom Static
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