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"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina." - Robert Pattinson discusses his Details magazine photo shoot where he had to sit for 12 hours with a number of naked women. While I'm sure I would feel the same way, somehow it sounds different coming from him.
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"I had five guys looking at my shriveled, burned penis. It was the most painful thing I have ever experienced in my life. I'm good...now. Now my penis is fantastic. One hundred percent recovered. Put me back in the game, Coach." - Channing Tatum tells "Details" magazine about a mishap on the set of "The Eagle of the Ninth" which included a wet suit, cold temperatures, and a kettle of boiling water.
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"If I wanted to tell people what I do with my vagina, I'd have made a sex video a long time ago." - Michelle Rodriguez responds to those ever-present lesbian rumors.
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Welcome to a brand new year. 2010 is only a few days old, but there's already gossip. However, that's got to wait. You don't think someone can tackle a pope on Christmas Eve and I won't have something to say about it, do you? First off, did you know that the crazy woman tried this before? Last year, she attempted to climb over the barrier at the service but was stopped. So how the hell did she get into St. Peter's again this year? I'm sure people aren't just milling around the Basilica and wandering in on Christmas Eve.
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Back in the USA, the FBI arrested two people who were allegedly blackmailing John Stamos. Apparently, this couple (a man and a woman) was partying with Stamos back in 2004 and had some photos. They reportedly threatened to release these pics to the tabloids unless they were given $700,000. John contacted the FBI, who nabbed the twosome by posing as reps for the actor who were there to pay them off. When they were arrested the would-be blackmailers were in possession of three photos and a piece of paper with Stamos' cell number ...
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"I have to say tonight is a dream come true for me. But I feel very, very well prepared because I have been singing for queens my entire life. At last, I'm in front of a real one!" - Bette Midler kicks off her performance in front of Queen Elizabeth II at the Royal Variety Show in Blackpool, England.
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"I thank you for the wonderful life you've given me and my family. Oh my goodness, what a time we've had. Who knew you could get so rich by telling a few dirty jokes and saying f*ck a couple of times!" - Bette Midler muses on the secret of her long, successful career. Trust me, Bette - if that's all it took, Bob Saget would be a national treasure!
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“I'd like to see Obama naked. Someone told me that they worked out with him in a gym in Chicago and it was big." - Alan Cumming reveals his celebrity crush. Shades of Miss Lewinsky, n'est ce pas?
Mariah Carey and Helen Mirren - twins. You don't see it? Admittedly, I can't see Mariah playing Queen Elizabeth (I or II) any more than I could see Helen swimming in her bra and panties while singing "Hero" to a dolphin. And yet, they've been up for the same roles...kinda.....
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Rosie O'Donnell recently sat down for a marathon interview with Howard Stern. Yes, Howard Stern and, no, hell hasn't frozen over. You're not the only one who's surprised. Someone asked Rosie what she'd have thought 10 years ago if she was told Howard would become a big supporter of hers. She answered, "I would have said r u on crack" [sic]. And yet, Howard has not only become a supporter, he's the one who convinced Rosie that she could....
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"I still love her. But she's retarded, too." - Guy Ritchie tells us how he feels about Madonna today. In these politically correct days, he's been taken to task by a disabilities advocacy group: "Use of the R-word demeans people with intellectual disabilities." Lord in merciful heaven!
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“When people say, 'You care more about money than winning an Oscar,' well, what does an Oscar mean? An Oscar means more work when you win it, and that means more money. I couldn't eat that Oscar. Everybody needs money, baby." — Mo'Nique addresses reports that she'll only promote "Precious" if she gets paid. 'Cause if it comes down to an Oscar or a pizza, I think we know which she'd choose!
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