Great Lines
“The best antiques are old friends”.
The Body
Celeb VPL

Ashton Kutcher shows it off.
Bulges
Celeb Sports

Randy Orton
Birthdays
April 18 - 24
Alibi’s Michael Toy on the 21st - Kelly - Terry Jones - John B - Skylar [Lords] - Alan Saban - Eddy - John - Gary Jackson - J.W.
[Chainz] - Dave Knight - Roger Markowitz - Troy - Tim Davis - Winston - Larry - Daniel Enrique - Al Silva - Danny - Lee [ Copa ] Best Wishes to all.
Positions
Rear Views

Soccer star Jean Marie Poisaro
Celeb Kissers

Adam Levine plants one
We Hear
•That tickets for the Broadway production of “Equus” starring Daniel Radcliff are going fast. The show opens in previews on Sept. 5th and runs for a 22-week engagement through February 8, 2009 at the Broadhurst Theater on the 200 block of W. 44th St. So if your inclined to see Daniel naked, get those tickets now.
•That the noted attorney, famous for his collection of twinks, has
closed the door on one who is in the hoosegow? We hear he is the reason the guy is in jail?
•That J. W. is looking good bar- backing at Smarty Pants and has his old following very happy he’s returned. Welcome home, honey!
•That Woody Harrelson and Owen Wilson skinny-dipped during a recent visit to South Beach but the pics out are only of Woody as Owen was too shy or so we hear? Woody does have a nice beefy butt though.
•That Miss Sandy Collins is celebrating twenty-two years of being a real woman. Congrats!
•That The Birdcage grand opening tonight and tomorrow (18th and 19th) will star Auntie Mame tonight, Friday, with special guests both nights. Please pick up your VIP invitations for the private 6 to 7pm party now. You can get them from your waiter or Victor, Jim or Vicky Bennett. This will be one super affair so don’t miss out but it will open to the public at 7 pm if you don’t score an invite.
•That if you’re headed to Vegas, try to get tickets to Cher’s May 6th opening. The 61-year old still has what it takes to pack the house through mid-August and for the next three years also.
Six Pack
Several of these photos are hot off the net this week, hope you enjoyed!
All for this one but please play safely and double bag your hot piece before going in with it.
Mrs. Beasley