Well, the cowboys have gone but not to worry, they will be back next year for another week of fun and frolic. The emcees for this year’s event were that hot singing duet, Dean and Lee, who have announced that they are moving up north at the end of the month. Scandals will be hosting a going away party soon so check out their ad for more information. Thank you, Dean and Lee, both for being a part of the community and sharing your talents with us.
By the time you read this, the new bar, Stables should be open where the old Scandals bar used to be. Gene (that hot and hairy stud) is the new general manager and has assured me that the new place will be a great place for hot men to meet and cruise.
Smarty Pants definitely knows how to throw a party and the Chili Cookoff during Rodeo Weekend was proof of that. Congrats to the 10 contestants who cooked their favorite chili (even the alligator chili was good) for the judges and bar patrons. Hotspots’ very own, Libby was a judge and had a very hard time choosing a winner. Thank you, Mark and Fritz for another great event.
Want to experience a night of unusual entertainment and help raise money to send Shardé Ross to Dallas for the Miss Gay U.S. of A. Classic Pageant? On Sunday, April 27, the staff and talent of Monkey Business Bar will be doing a total turnabout night with the staff dressing in drag and the drag queens performing as men. You will have talent like Nada Tuckit, Penis Envy, Penelope Pisscicle and more, performing. Also, to shock all of you folks out there, I will dressed as Hedda Cheese (and this will be the only time I do the drag thing) so make sure you put this date on your calendar for a night of shock and fun. The fun will begin with a buffet at 5 pm and the show starts at 8:30.
Congrats go out to Bob Kecskemety of Hotspots Magazine for being been nominated as “Columnist of the Year” for the Latino Press Awards. You can go online and cast your votes today at Latinopressaward.com/vote.asp.
How do you like your ass: smooth, hairy, available? What is your favorite bulge? If you like ass or bulges then you need to be at the Ramrod on Wednesday nights for the Best Ass Contest hosted by Kyle and on Thursdays for the Battle of the Bulge hosted by Russell. The contests attract some of the hottest men and the audience gets to choose who the winners are. You should plan on stopping by and enjoy a cocktail with some of the hottest guys in town and enjoy the show.
Have you been to the Depot yet? If not, you should stop by and check out all of the changes including new televisions, new pool tables, new staff, and more. Depot had a great grand opening party last week and the place was packed with hot sweaty men so make sure you check it out.
Care Resource has announced that Joseph (Joe) Dasilva has joined the agency in the capacity of Event Coordinator. Joe will be responsible for helping to put on many of the fundraising events Care Resource produces including AIDS Walk Miami, Dining Out For Life and the world-famous White Party Miami. Good luck, Joe.
Joke
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady: No, I didn’t stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so ‘spicy’ that I just laid down and told him, ‘Take me, young man. Take me now!’
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, ‘April Fools!’ And that’s when I shot him, the little bastard.
Heard From the Gutter
•Is it true that the weather will be changing by the end of the month when a blizzard arrives back in town?
•What employer goes around town during business hours to check the parking lot for his employee’s cars?
•What local chef needs a day off real bad?
•What local delivery man delivers more than just food at certain stops?
•What bar patron has double standards at both work and at play?
Guido Special
This is an item where businesses around town are offering specials if you go in and ask for the “Guido Special”. If you would like to run a special, then e-mail me at guido@hotspotsmagazine.com
•Tropixxx Video: 10% off all clothing.
•The Online Outpost: Discounted 20% commission rate on the first item you sell on E-Bay, located at 1511 E. Commercial Boulevard, Fort Lauderdale (inside General Postal Center).
•To The Moon: Trapp Votive Candles, burn time approximately 15 hours! Mix and match 3 for $9.99 or $3.99 each.
•We’re Everywhere: Buy any printed “WE” logo tank top, muscle tee or tee for $5 off regular price. One per person.
•You can get a 2-for-1 special at the following bars when you order a Southern Comfort and Seven (1 special per day) at Ramrod, Scandals (ask the bartender), Jackhammer/Steel, Cubby Hole and Monkey Business.
Stud of the Week
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