Congratulations go out the Board of Pridefest and all of the vendors who made this year’s festival a huge success. I think Mike Cruz talked to the folks upstairs and arranged 2 beautiful days of weather. The sun was beating down so all of the hot men had to take off their shirts and provide us with some great eye candy. Congratulations also go out to (fill in name of winner from Jack), who won the large plasma television from the Hotspots booth.
Have you ever driven by a car accident and had to stop and stare? (If you said no we know that you are not being honest.) Well, at Depot on Tuesday nights it is Train Wreck and there are plenty of hot men for you to stare at and more. There are some great drink specials and the bartenders are both hot and friendly. Stop by and check out this great new bar.
Need a place to check out your e-mail when you are not at home? Smarty Pants has just had 2 new computers installed for your computer needs. Stop by and enjoy a cocktail with John W and then read your e-mail. (I always find that reading e-mail after a few cocktails makes them more interesting!)
Need something to do in the evenings before or after the bars? There are a few great Men’s Clubs around town for your entertainment pleasure.
Slammer on Andrews Avenue allows you to enjoy a cocktail at the bar (you bring in your own bottle and they provide the mixers) and then stroll around and enjoy the company of some of the hottest men in town.
Clubhouse II over on Oakland Park offers some great private rooms as well as 2 great steam rooms and a whirlpool. On Tuesday night it is leather night, so plan on a night of dressing up and then dressing down.
The Eagle over on Sample Road has great DJ’s, demos, hot men, and more.
If you cannot decide on which club to go to, check them all out!
COUNT DOWN TIME:
190 Days until Halloween
201 Days until Election Day
245 Days until Christmas
271 Days until Bush is out of office
Do you enjoy being in the gutter? If you said yes then tomorrow night (Friday) bowlers are wanted for the In and Out of the Gutter fundraiser for Shadowood II.
“In and Out of the Gutter” is a quarterly bowling experience beginning
April 25, 2008 at the Wilton Manors Bowling Lanes.
Meet and Greet 9:30 PM and Bowling begins 10:00PM with the proceeds benefiting Shadowood II, Inc.
Shadowood II is a structured group home exclusively serving the HIV/AIDS community since 1994. For further information or to reserve a lane call: 954-462-3719
Time is running out to vote for Bob Kecskemety from Hotspots Magazine who has been nominated as "Columnist of the Year” for the Latino Press Awards. You can go to latinopressaward.com/vote.asp and cast your votes today.
Time is also running out to get your tickets for Rising Action Theatre’s presentation of Richard Alfieri's moving comedy, Six Dance Lessons in Six Weeks. Performances of Six Dance Lessons in Six Weeks are Thursday, Friday and Saturday at 8 pm and Sunday at 3:30 pm. from April 10 - May 25. Tickets are $25 for the first week and $30 thereafter. Tickets are available at risingactiontheatre.com or by calling 1 800-595-4849. 'Six Lessons" is a story of a 72-year old widow of a Baptist minister who hires an instructor to come to her apartment to teach her to dance, only to find he is gay. Rising Action Theatre, 840 E. Oakland Park Blvd., Oakland Park FL 33334.
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds" Willing to try anything, I
fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
Stupid, stupid man.
HEARD IN THE GUTTER:
• What bar patron needs to have his underwear double washed in fabric softener before he will wear them?
• What hotel manager had show his gun permit at the airport and was then given a private room to wait in?
• What bar patron wound up shattering his knee when he was peddling his ass?
• What two photographers scared people when they were seen talking to each other?
• What bar manager was fired after interviewing a new bartender at his home?
GUIDO SPECIALS:
This is an item where businesses around town are offering specials if you go in and ask for the GUIDO SPECIAL. (If you would like to run a special then e-mail me at guido@hotspotsmagazine.com)
Tropixxx Video 10% off all clothing
Discounted 20% commission rate on the first item you sell on e-Bay at The Online Outpost, located at 1511 E. Commercial Blvd, Fort Lauderdale (inside General Postal Center.)
WE'RE EVERYWHERE- Buy ANY printed WE Logo Tank Top, Muscle Tee or Tee for $5.00 off regular price. One per person
Pride Factory 15% off entire purchase.
You can get a 2 for 1 special at the following bars when you order a Southern Comfort and Seven. (1 special per day)
Ramrod
Scandals (ask the bartender for special)
Jackhammer/Steel
Cubby Hole
Monkey Business
Stud Of The Week
