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Great Lines
Enrique Iglesias: “I said I had a small dick as a joke and they took it literally, so when people find out it's not the case, they are pleasantly surprised.”
Note: It’s said to be 6 inches with an over sized head. And he said “people”, does that include guys as well? Just asking!
Auntie Oprah
oops…. Auntie Mame with Chef J.J. of Birdcage, where Mame appears Friday – Saturday, 6pm - ?, and Sunday 3-5.
Birthday May 8th – 14th
Bill’s Miss Kitty on the 14th, Eric Ashley, Mike Minnick, Phil Klein, David S., Tom Davis, Devyn, David T., Cliff, Terry, Da-Veed, George, Keven Broady (Copa), Peter Andrews, Heinz Kell, David Newson, Jeff Adler, Walter Lona, Cheryl Finello, Sabrina Somers, Edie, Michael R., Charlie, Julio, Neil Thein, and J.T. Mejia.
Come celebrate Annie’s birthday at the Boardwalk’s Birdcage next Wednesday, May 14th, from 6 – 7 pm. Complementary cocktails and light hors d’oeuvres will be served. Auntie Mame will host, so stop in and wish Annie well!!!
Annie
Donald & Gregg
Rod Stevens
At Boardwalk
Lucia & Allin
Elain – Out!
Diva Elaine Lancaster out of her glamorous drag as a hot boy in white.
We Hear
•That a “Blockbuster” guy, initial A, used a shower faucet for a dildo and broke it off, causing the entire bathroom to be redone. Hmmmm!
•That Ewan McGregor and Jim Carrey, starring in “I Love You Philip Morris”, were shooting in Miami and did some “research” at Edison Farrow’s “Martini Tuesdays” at Halo Lounge, just off Lincoln Road in South Beach. Carrey drank water while Ewan sipped champagne. They play cellmate lovers in the 2009 release film. We hear Carrey has the “bigger piece”.
•That hot partners Rod Stevens (who strips on Peter Burke’s Gay Tea Cruise) and Mike are tooling around in a 2008 BMW Z-4. The deal was made by Superstar Salesman to the Stars Howard Glantz (see ad this issue) of BMW in Coconut Creek.
•That a famous hot bartender, high on meth, got a Tattoo on his cock that says, “Just do me”! Oh yeah, there was lots of space left on the big piece!
•That HBO will present a new show based on a guy with a big dick! Honest!
All for this one, but please play safe and wrap your hotdog before going in the bun.
Mrs. Beasley
The Body
