HAPPY 4th OF JULY WEEKEND!
I hope you all get a great bang this weekend! You can start this weekend off right by helping Poverello by going to Mona’s for the 4th of July benefit in honor of Pizza Hut Dave. The fun begins when the doors open and continues throughout the day with a BBQ and an auction hosted by Victoria Michaels.
There will be other parties around town, so check out the ads here and plan your schedule for a fun filled weekend.
If you are looking for some hot fireworks this weekend then you have to stop by Boardwalk and catch 2 of the hottest men in porn today. Ricky Sinz and Aaron Taylor will be performing July 3,4,and 5th with a Men vs. Boys show. Stop by, have dinner at the Birdcage before the show and enjoy all of the hot dancers for dessert.
How do you like your strippers? Most towns are lucky to have one decent nightclub that offers hot dancers, but Fort Lauderdale is fortunate to have 3. We have Boardwalk, Johnny’s and Dudes for you to choose from and they all have hot men for everyone's tastes. The upgrades at all 3 of these bars are great and were done to add pleasure to your viewing needs. Check them out.
You never know who you are going to see at the Depot. Last Thursday night I went into Depot and there was Freddie from the B 52’s, along with Colton Ford and Carson from Queer Eye. They were all in town for the True Colors Tour with Cyndi Lauper and stopped by Depot to have drinks with Mike, Jim, and Mook and to mingle with all the bar patrons. Some other bar owners, Laurie from Sidelines and Steve from Ramrod, were also there, along with a lot of porn stars.
Once again I would like to compliment the organizers of last weekend’s Stonewall Parade and Street Festival. The nighttime parade was a huge success, even though Mother Nature rained on the last part of the parade and some of the streetlights went out. Except for the few minor errors the awesome floats, huge crowds, hot men, and festivities overshadowed them.
“Pride of Greater Fort Lauderdale thanks you for making the 9th Annual Stonewall Street Festival 2008: Sizzling with Pride! a huge success. We wish to express our sincere thanks to our sponsors and vendors, and to the estimated 40,000 people attending the two-day event.” I cannot wait to see what they have planned for next year!
Welcome back to town Sean Ensign, who moved to NYC a few months back and has now returned to Fort Lauderdale. Sean gave some great performances Pride weekend at Bill’s. Glad to have you back, Sean.
DO YOU TRUST A DOCTOR?
A Japanese doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.”
A German doctor said, “That’s nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.”
A British doctor said, “In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.”
A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, “You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work.”
HEARD FROM THE GUTTER
•What manager had a problem getting his tikki up during Pride?
•What local restaurant did NOT raise prices during Pride again?
•What bartender in town is doing so well that he has to buy his hotdogs with $100 bills?
•What local businessperson had to use his gay genes to color coordinate his pride booth?
•What bartender wants to revive his Karaoke career now that he has quit smoking?
•What bar owners wanted their early day photos time stamped so people know that they do get up early?
•What bar patron could not get out of his house one morning because there was too much lube on the door?
•What bar owner wears a red hanky in his back pocket during staff meetings and has no idea of what he is flagging?
GUIDO SPECIAL
This is an item where businesses around town are offering specials if you go in and ask for the “Guido Special”. If you would like to run a special for your business, then e-mail me at guido@hotspotsmagazine.com
• Tropixxx Video: 10% off all clothing.
• Pride Factory: 15% off entire purchase.
•Sugar N Spice: One free bottle of wine with the purchase of 2 entrees.
•Blissful Serenity Rubsations: $20 Off One Hour Outcall Massage. Call Todd @ 954-592-7789
•Piano Specialties: $20 Off Piano Tuning Service. Call Doug @ 954-592-7750
•The Online Outpost: Discounted 20% commission rate on the first item you sell on E-Bay, located at 1511 E. Commercial Boulevard, Fort Lauderdale (inside General Postal Center).
•We’re Everywhere: Buy any printed “WE” logo tank top, muscle tee or tee for $5 off regular price. One per person.
•You can get a 2-for-1 special at the following bars when you order a Southern Comfort and Seven (1 special per day) at Ramrod, Depot, Scandals (ask the bartender), Jackhammer/Steel, Cubby Hole and Monkey Business.
STUD OF THE WEEK
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