Congratulations to all of the newly elected directors for the Bears of South Florida. Bill Ward, Joe Scott, Lloyd Street, Jan Carpenter and Dale Russell were re-elected. Newly elected directors are: Russell Dutra, Mike Dager, and John Carlucci. Keep up the good work, guys.
Have you ever done the proper thing and then said, “F*** this!” and did the fun thing instead? That is exactly what happened at the Bound South Pool Party when the rains came down hard and everyone ran for cover. It wasn’t long before the guys said, “F*&^ I!t” and they all went swimming in the rain. Congratulations to the organizers for a great event. For more information on the Bound South event: BoundSouth.com.
Another group that had the same attitude were the cowboys from Scandals who were raising money for FGRA and the upcoming rodeo. All those hot men were washing cars in the rain and having a great time getting all wet and sweaty. Some of the spectators were getting wet, too!
In last weeks column I mentioned that I am involved in a project called Adopt a Classroom for a local school in Wilton Manors. Our goal is to raise $5,000 for supplies and books for an entire school year. I want to find out how smart you folks are out there, so Adopt A Classroom will be holding fundraising events at some local bars with the theme that’s (cleverly) called, “Are you smarter than a …?”
•At Scandals we are doing “Are you smarter than a cowboy?”
•At Monkey Business we are doing “Are you smarter than a drag queen?”
•At Bill’s we are doing “Are you smarter than a Bottom?”
•At Depot we are doing “Are you smarter than a Top?”
Check back here next week for exact times and dates of these events. If you would like to make a contribution or need more information send me an e-mail at guido@HotspotsMagazine.com. Thanks in advance for your support.
What is 7 years old, has great music, hot sweaty men, hot bartenders, a great sound system and hot men? If you guessed Steel/Jackhammer Bar than you are right! Congratulations to Chris, Russ and Sterling, who have turned this cruise bar into a great cruise complex.
What bar can you now go into and be in the gutter, strike out with hot men and still have fun? If you said Bill’s you would be correct. Bill’s now hosts WII on Mondays between 6 and 9 pm and on Wednesdays from 9 to midnight with Cashetta as the Mistress of Ceremonies. Bill’s now has a great menu of bar foods and the chicken wings and chili are great.
If you like your strippers with a cheap cocktail then Dude’s is the place to be for $5.00 you call it drinks (excluding top shelf) on Tuesday’s and Wednesday’s. Dude’s has done a great job remodeling! They took down the center wall and now have hot dancers throughout the entire bar. Stop by and enjoy the show.
GRANDMA
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?”
Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I’m happy with my TV as my boyfriend.”
Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, “Hello son, is your Grandma home?”
The little boy replied, “Yeah, she’s in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.” The minister fainted.
HEARD FROM THE GUTTER
•What local bootblack has been polishing off more Budweiser than boots?
•What guesthouse in town has had to have a revolving door put in to accommodate all of the snowbird traffic?
•What local patio had to be cleansed after a nightmare?
•How many bartenders does it take to satisfy a barback after work?
•What newbie in town is burning more bridges than he is building?
GUIDO SPECIAL
This is an item where businesses around town are offering specials if you go in and ask for the “Guido Special”. If you would like to run a special for your business, then e-mail me at guido@hotspotsmagazine.com
•Tropixxx Video: 10% off all clothing.
•Pride Factory: 15% off entire purchase.
•Sugar N Spice: One free bottle of wine with the purchase of 2 entrees.
•Blissful Serenity Rubsations: $20 Off One Hour Outcall Massage. Call Todd @ 954-592-7789
•Piano Specialties: $20 Off Piano Tuning Service. Call Doug @ 954-592-7750
•The Online Outpost: Discounted 20% commission rate on the first item you sell on E-Bay, located at 1511 E. Commercial Boulevard, Fort Lauderdale (inside General Postal Center).
•We’re Everywhere: Buy any printed “WE” logo tank top, muscle tee or tee for $5 off regular price. One per person.
•You can get a 2-for-1 special at the following bars when you order a Southern Comfort and Seven (1 special per day) at Ramrod, Depot, Scandals (ask the bartender), Jackhammer/Steel, Cubby Hole and Monkey Business.
STUD OF THE WEEK
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