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Week of March 6thYee haw, the cowboys are coming soon so get your chaps out and get your saddle out and get ready to ride or get ridden. The National Rodeo Association will be arriving in Davie on April 4 and can use all the cowhands they can get. If you would like to volunteer to help these men out, go to www.fgra.org for more information.
 I hope to see you all Monday night at the 5th Annual Sleazy Awards at Bill’s and also at the post party at Boardwalk. I would like to thank everyone in advance for their support. Now just to make you aware, Slammers has offered a challenge match at the Sleazy Awards. They will match all funds raised during the auctions at the Sleazy Awards, up to $5,000. Now, since the proceeds from the Sleazy Awards are going to Shadowood II. This is a worthwhile organization that needs our help. For more information on Shadowood II, go to their website at www.shadowoodii.org
 Last week had Leap Day and I hope you got out and did something that you may not have time to do again in 4 years until the next leap year. Did you go out to lunch and pick up the tab for the table next to you? Go into a bar and buy the bar a round of drinks? Go into Poverello and buy someone something or go in and volunteer? Help someone cross the street? In fact you should try to do this once a month and not just wait for Feb. 29th. Go out and help someone out and they may pass it forward (That was a great movie, by the way.)
Ken, Lloyd and the staff of Scandals want every one to know that parking is not an issue at Scandals and that you can park in front or behind the building and in the K-Mart parking lot with no hassles so that you go into the bar and enjoy the great music and men.
A very well deserved thank you and best wishes to one very bitchy bartender/performer in town who is leaving Fort Lauderdale this week and moving to Kentucky — the drag queen we love to hate, Snowy. Snowy, who has been part of community for the last 15 years, has accepted a job up there that will allow her/him to use his/her talents. Good luck you, bitch.
Did you see all those seamen in town taking off on the RSVP Cruise? Cubby Hole had two nights of hot bear parties and the place was packed wall-to-wall with hot furry men. John and his crew had great food, excellent cocktails and, did I mention hot men? Also, watch for some changes coming to Cubby Hole in April with a blast from the past. Stay tuned for details.
Bill’s held a Pirate-themed party to get their guests ready for the open “seas” and the place was filled with all sorts of patched eyes, fancy costumes, naked men (or sort-a naked) and the Best Body contest that is held every Friday night with Miss Kitty as emcee and it was HOT. (I guess that all the hot men were out that night.)
It’s Count Down Time:
• 3 days until the Sleazy Awards
• 29 days until the Gay Rodeo
•107 days until Gay Pride in the Manors
•239 days until Halloween
•296 days until Christmas
•320 days until Bush is out of office
 Birthday Reminder
This week we celebrate a special birthday! Monica Lewinsky turns 34. Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees and putting everything in her mouth. They grow up so fast, don’t they?
DUH!!!!
 A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes, when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting,
“I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general ... and all in the name of humor?”
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, “You stay out of this mister! I’m talking to that little shit on your knee!”
 Heard in the Gutter
• What former restaurant owner is opening up a new nightclub off the beaten path?
• What bar manager was seen standing in front of a tow truck?
• What bartender does not remember if the quit or if he was fired?
•What bar manager broke another paddle on the patio?
•What bartender was caught in bed with a distributor’s husband?
Guido Special
This is an item where businesses around town are offering specials if you go in and ask for the “Guido Special”. If you would like to run a special, then e-mail me at gossiphotspots@aol.com.
•Tropixxx Video: 10% off all clothing.
•The Online Outpost: Discounted 20% commission rate on the first item you sell on E-Bay, located at 1511 E. Commercial Boulevard, Fort Lauderdale (inside General Postal Center.)
•To The Moon: Trapp Votive Candles, burn time approximately 15 hours! Mix & Match 3 for $9.99 or $3.99 each.
•We’re Everywhere: Buy any printed “WE” logo tank top, muscle tee or tee for $5 off regular price. One per person.
•You can get a 2-for-1 special at the following bars when you order a Southern Comfort and Seven (1 special per day) at Ramrod, Scandals (ask the bartender), Jackhammer/Steel, Cubby Hole and Monkey Business.
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