Great Lines
“Life’s not a dick........It’s always hard.” John P.
Celeb VPL
Surf Champ Kelly Slater
Naked Sports
Birthdays March 21 - 27
Anthony DiCocco of Las Vegas Love Michael - Ivan M. - Debrah Bassey - Gus G. - Lola Lush - Vinny - Ali Massaro - Robert Eldridge - Jerry Yerich - Hal - Jim - Jeff Sherin - John Lombardo - XXX Star Jeff Palmer - Mike Jacobs - John - Mark Cole - Twist’s Richard Trainor - Cliff - Todd - Rick Rottan - Ryan Holmes
Rear Views
Power Guys
Ramrod’s Big Daddy John with new star of Raging Stallion Videos, Damien Crosse. His first XXX movie is out in July. Is Big Daddy John in it? Wait and see!
Celeb Kissers
Big Brother’s Crazy James and sex video partner Skyler
The Body
We Hear
•That a hunky control freak walked in on his partner being topped by the pizza delivery man, dumped him and then topped pizza man...
•That the new hot thing to do is put your sling over the bathtub. Just think of all the mess you’ll save with water sports and ???? Quite a few rave reviews on this topic.
•That Tom of Blockbuster fame did the hottest duo in Vegas on his recent trip there and they will be here for a visit next month to see Wicked with the video hunk who carries a big stick for them to play with while watching his dvds. Hey, we hear this and we only speak about what we hear from Vegas! Tom also got rave reviews, and not from Artie! LOL
•That more busts are coming, so beware of hooking and drugs when your doing your biz. The hooker you rent may be undercover ?
•That the new bartender on the block at Birdcage has the hottest bod and the best whitest teeth to be found any where! I think his name is Chris, but get in line as Auntie Mame is already said to be inviting him on a seven day cruise...and Mame always wins.
•That Kevin Hopper won the cruise raffle at the GLCC event at the Atlantic Hotel, having to borrow the $20 to buy the raffle tickets from local socialite and VISTA BMW superstar to the stars, Howard Glantz. He won’t even bring Howard on the cruise and has yet to pay back the $20!
Bulges
Six Pack
All for this one, but please play safe and double wrap the hot dog before putting it in the bun !
Have a great Easter and be sure to get your basket in shape.
Mrs Beasley
