Thank you all once again for making the 5th Annual Sleazy Awards a success. The crowd of about 1000 people throughout the night enjoyed Daisy and Russell, as well as Miranda doing a great rendition of Kate Smith singing God Bless America. Tina Trailer Trash (Dale Madison) came out of retirement to auction off a guitar from the group Styx for $3000. Thank you Richard Wright and Electra, who brought down the house with her half time show. Special thanks go to Ted (of Beefeaters fame) who set up the silent auction, Kevin who was floor manager, Steve the stage manager, Howard and all the porn stars, Tom the credit card man, the volunteers, and the entire staff of Bill’s. Check out the Winners listed above!
By the time you read this you may be sitting at the Depot Bar, which is located where the old Bill’s Filling Station was, and if you are I am sure you are as impressed as I was with the changes. The new paneling and carpeting look great as well as the new bar staff. (Mike and Jim both know what they are doing) There is one change that was misquoted and they asked me to verify to everyone is that there will be smoking allowed on the patio at Depot but the inside bar will be smoke free. The reason for that is so that smokers and non smokers both have a place to enjoy a cocktail in an environment that they can enjoy.
Congratulations! Jay McLaughlin, your application to the National Quality Center Consumer Advisory Committee (CAC) has been accepted from 153 applications across the country. The National Quality Center (NQC) is funded by the HRSA HIV/AIDS Bureau to serve as the primary technical assistance resource in quality improvement for grantees across the country. This Committee is crucial in providing consumer input into the development of national activities to improve the quality of HIV care funded by the Ryan White Treatment Modernization Act of 2006.
Where do you Hump a Bear? You can find out at Steel on Wednesday’s in cub alley for Bear Night, sponsored by Hard Core Leather Productions. Enjoy hot men and happy hour prices, $5.00 beer bear bust and dance along to the hot sounds of DJ Jeff Thomas.
Got a hot body and want to win some money for it? Do you enjoy watching men with hot bodies? If you answered yes to any of the above then you have to check out the new late night hot bod contest at Hump Night at China White. The night is hosted by Mizz Cori and the show is hosted by the ever lovely Daisy Deadpetals.
Pet Project benefit dog wash at the Alibi and Main Street Gym parking lot. Volunteers will be in the parking lot at the Alibi next to Main Street Gym to wash your pooch for $15 to benefit the Pet Project on Saturday, March 22nd, from 9am - 3pm.
More Information You Need To Know
•Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush
•Turtles can breathe through their butts
•It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs.
•Most dust particles in your house are made of DEAD SKIN!
•The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.
•You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Heard in the Gutter·
•What bar owner was told he could not wear his home made outfit to the sleazy awards because it was to revealing?
•What local bar patron was seen having a temper tantrum because he could not get his own way?
•What foursome got F***ed over while they slept and did not even enjoy it?
• What resident of Fort Lauderdale works for and represents two local gay bars and two local gay publications?
•What bar patron gave to charity till it hurt but then that hurt turned to pleasure and two orgasms?
Guido Special
This is an item where businesses around town are offering specials if you go in and ask for the “Guido Special”. If you would like to run a special, then e-mail me at guido@hotspotsmagazine.com
•Tropixxx Video: 10% off all clothing.
•The Online Outpost: Discounted 20% commission rate on the first item you sell on E-Bay, located at 1511 E. Commercial Boulevard, Fort Lauderdale (inside General Postal Center.)
•To The Moon: Trapp Votive Candles, burn time approximately 15 hours! Mix and match 3 for $9.99 or $3.99 each.
•We’re Everywhere: Buy any printed “WE” logo tank top, muscle tee or tee for $5 off regular price. One per person.
•You can get a 2-for-1 special at the following bars when you order a Southern Comfort and Seven (1 special per day) at Ramrod, Scandals (ask the bartender), Jackhammer/Steel, Cubby Hole and Monkey Business.
Studs of the Week
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