April 3rd 2008

YEE HAW--THE RODEO AND COWBOYS HAVE ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The 2008 Sunshine Stampede Rodeo will be held the weekend of April 4-6, 2008.  The rodeo will be held at the Bergeron Rodeo Grounds of Davie and the parties will be held all over town.  

Scandals Saloon is the exclusive Sponsor of the Friday Night Rodeo Welcome Party and the Sunday Night Rodeo Closeout Party and knowing Ken and Lloyd these will be parties to remember,  Friday night the bar will be filled with hot men as usual and also cowboys from around the county looking for someone to show them the ropes. On Sunday the party starts at noon with beer specials and hot music. So men, put you best cowboy boots on and stop by and welcome these men to town.

Bill’s is also a major sponsor of the rodeo will be having parties with great music by Gary Nolan’s. So get out your cowboy boots and grab your hat for a weekend to remember.

Before you go out to the Rodeo make sure you stop by Pride Factory for your cowboy gear and wear your pride colors proudly.  You never know which porn star is going to stop by Pride factory since Howard at Fab Scout brings his talent there for all sorts of lube, t-shirts, books, and other supplies.

The 31 anniversary of Pridefest is scheduled for Saturday, April 12 and Sunday, April 13, 2008 at the very popular Holiday Park/War Memorial Auditorium. Pridefest is a celebration and tribute to the LGBT community and its unique culture. The weekend-long event includes a specialty tent and a Western dance tent, and Carnival rides/games. As usual a nice floor for your dancing pleasure! Also featured are over 250 vendors, music, comedy shows, food,  Dance Tent &, there will be non-stop entertainment both days, local DJ’s and many more surprises!  Official Pridefest events will be held at several of the nightclubs and venues in town starting on Thursday, and continuing through Sunday night with The After Pride T Dance. For more information on the events go to www.pridesouthflorida.org

Condolences go out to the staff and family members of Roosters in West Palm for their loss of not only family member La La Brown who was taken from our community last week. Michael was a supporter of not only Palm Beach but the entire South Florida community for many years and has supported not only Gay Pride but organizations such as Compass, a group he founded to unite the gay and lesbian community together in west palm. Good bye Michael, we will miss you.

Congratulation go out to Fritz Ann and Mark who celebrated their 20 anniversary together with a great party that had an excellent buffet and great entertainment showcasing the ever great Electra.

Ever get this nervous?

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip. So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Big Daddy, Junior and the spook.

8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him.

9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.

10) We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.'

11) When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, 'Take this and eat it for it is my body.' He did not say 'Eat me'.

12) The Virgin Mary is not called 'Mary with the Cherry'..

13) The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's not a peter pulling                                                         contest at St. Taffy's

Rising Action Theatre  presents  Richard Alfieri's moving comedy, Six Dance Lessons in Six Weeks at  the Rising Action Theatre at 840 E. Oakland Park Blvd. Oakland Park Fl 33334.   Performances of Six Dance Lessons in Six Weeks are Thursday, Friday and Saturday at 8 pm and Sunday at 3:30 pm. from April 10 - May 25.  Tickets are $25 for the first week and $30 thereafter. Tickets are available at www.risingactiontheatre.com or by calling 1 800-595-4849.  The play is directed by Alan Saban and features Elayne Wilks and Dwayne Tuttle. Elayne recently received acclaim in  Broward  Stagedoor's From Door to Door and the one woman play You-hoo, Mrs. Bloom.  Dwayne Tuttle delighted audiences in Rising Action Theatre's productions of Southern Baptist Sissies and The Last Hairdresser.

 

HEARD IN THE GUTTER:

What local bar owner did the Easter Bunny when he found out how hung he was?

What bar owner became a cook and got so overwellemed that his lover had to bail him out?

What bar manager is now happy since he was given tulips?

What local whore is now making more money working in a legit business?

GUIDO SPECIALS:

This is an item where businesses around town are offering specials if you go in and ask for the GUIDO SPECIAL. (If you would like to run a special than e-mail me at guido@hotspotsmagazine.com)

 

           Tropixxx Video                  10% off all clothing

Discounted 20% commission rate on the first item you sell on e-Bay at The Online Outpost, located at 1511 E. Commercial Blvd, Fort Lauderdale (inside General Postal Center.)

           Pride Factory                                15% off entire purchase.

You can get a 2 for 1 special at the following bars when you order a Southern Comfort and Seven. (1 special per day)

           Cubby Hole