“I have just as much experience as he has – I just wasn’t in ‘Wicked’.” – Kris Allen responds to a reporter on the eve of his “American Idol” coronation. I’m told it wasn’t as catty sounding when he said it. FOX cancelled “The Sarah Connor Chronicles.” This isn’t one of my shows, but I took an interest when I heard that Thomas Dekker, who plays “John Connor” (the part taken on by Christian Bale in the upcoming big screen flick), made a web video pleading for the show to be renewed. In the funny clip, a shirtless Dekker says (in part), “I have extra need to be picked up – Daddy’s got bills to pay.” I’m sure some daddy out there would be happy to pick him up. The phrase “as a goose” comes to mind! You can watch it on BillyMasters.com. In a strange twist even by daytime television standards, Thom Bierdz will soon return to “The Young and the Restless.” Will he return as “Phillip Chancellor III?” That’s the question. His character apparently died in a drunk driving car accident. Since then he’s returned as a ghostly apparition. Lately there’s been some question about who he was and who was buried. With Bierdz joining the cast as a regular in August, it looks like we’ll find out some of those answers. In what would normally be happy news, Boy George has been released from prison. It’s not all good news – his freedom will likely cost him a significant drop in sexual activity. Be that as it may, he was quite fortunate to only have to serve four months of his 15-month sentence for false imprisonment and assault of a male prostitute. The reason for his premature ejection was “good behavior.” He will, however, have to maintain an early curfew and wear an ankle bracelet – which I’m sure he’ll accessorize smashingly. Richard Hatch is one step closer to freedom. Last week the “Survivor” winner was moved from the federal prison he’s been calling home for the past three years to a halfway house. He’s expected to be released on October 7th. Speaking of halfway houses, hetero porn star Mary Carey is putting her time on “Celebrity Rehab” and “Sober House” to good use – as the premise for a porn flick. After a three-year hiatus from porn, “Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw” hits the shelves with Mary Carey taking on the role of the rehab nurse, rather than a patient. She has a girl/girl scene with Lexxi Tyler, who plays patient “Tanya Clitaen.” I’m fairly certain Carey could have gotten the real thing if she asked nicely Carey ain’t the only one showing some skin. Shirley Jones is hoping to become a Playboy centerfold. I know – freaky, right? But Jones’ wacky hubby, “comic” (and I use that term loosely) Marty Ingels is trying to make this plan a reality. “She’s still drop-dead gorgeous, and at the age of 75, a natural beauty.” Of course, Shirley hasn’t publicly signed off on this idea and “Playboy” hasn’t shown any interest. But Marty’s giving interviews… He’s not a gal, but I have nothing but love in my heart for Ryan Kwanten. Sure, we’ve all seen him on “True Blood” and all those naughty pics on BillyMasters.com. Now we add some brand new, sizzling hot shirtless pics that someone leaked to me. Probably the hottest thing I’ve seen all year. On the flip side, former hottie Channing Tatum has chunked up considerably. And yet, that doesn’t stop him from jogging shirtless through the streets of WeHo – where having a double-digit body fat percentile is against the law. Thank goodness our spies sent us the revealing photos, which of course we’ll post on BillyMasters.com. This week’s “Ask Billy” question is about someone with a new job. Steve in Dallas asks: “What do you know about the guy who was just cast as ‘Thor?’ I saw a report on one of those entertainment shows, and was excited because I’m a comic collector. I love that Marvel is making a movie about him, but I didn’t recognize the name”. You may not know the name Chris Hemsworth, but you might know the face – he’s in the new “Star Trek” flick as the father to “James T. Kirk.” While he only gets 12 minutes of screen time as “George Kirk,” the 25-year-old made enough of an impression on the folks at Marvel to be handed the lead role (incidentally, the flick is being directed by actor/director Kenneth Branagh). Chris has also signed a deal to star in a remake of the 1984 flick “Red Dawn,” taking on the role originated by Patrick Swayze. What do we know about this Hemsworth guy? Judging from the shirtless pics on BillyMasters.com, he’s like a hotter version of Chris Pine, which ain’t all that bad. Oh, and he’s a popular Australian actor – which means he’s big down under. Bada-bing! Billy Masters can take your questions at Billy@BillyMasters.com and promises to get back to you before before he buys a Channing Tatum a sports bra! Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.