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“I still love her. But she’s retarded, too.” – Guy Ritchie tells us how he feels about Madonna today. In these politically correct days, he’s been taken to task by a disabilities advocacy group: “Use of the R-word demeans people with intellectual disabilities.” Lord in merciful heaven!

 

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“I still love her. But she’s retarded, too.” – Guy Ritchie tells us how he feels about Madonna today. In these politically correct days, he’s been taken to task by a disabilities advocacy group: “Use of the R-word demeans people with intellectual disabilities.” Lord in merciful heaven!

 

You want equal rights? Well you’ve got ’em – at least in terms of reality television. The folks at Logo are casting a new show called “Kept.” I’ll give you a second to come up with the premise. Got it? Think of it like the gay version of the “Real Housewives” franchise. In fact, “Kept” and “Housewives” share the same producers. Let me quote from the casting call: “‘A List’ gay men in the range of 20-mid 30’s who have steady relationships or dated extremely established successful men, or have that as a goal. Very interested in couples where one guy is the ‘breadwinner,’ the other living large on his dime.” That describes virtually every gay couple in West Hollywood!

 

Mariah Carey has helped bring a young gay couple together. It all happened when Maurie Sherman and Mathew Almeida of Toronto planned to attend Mariah’s show at the Palms. Maurie wanted to get married, but Mathew told him three years ago that he’d only marry him if he got to meet Mariah. Sherman plotted the proposal with Mariah’s management and he kept his fingers crossed it would go off without a hitch. When the time came, Carey brought the guys on stage and Maurie said, “I’m hoping that my Mariah will accept his Nick Cannon.” Mariah had champagne waiting for the boys and toasted their engagement. How great is that? You can watch the video on BillyMasters.com.

 

One couple comes together, another breaks apart. Cherry Jones has confirmed that she and Sarah Paulson are no longer a romantic couple. These rumors have been circulating ever since Jones neglected to thank Paulson in her Emmy acceptance speech. Cherry says that the two are still great friends. “It’s the happiest break-up that’s ever been. We grew so much together and now we can send each other off with a kiss and great love.”

 

We have another ally in the fight for gay marriage. Belinda Carlisle taped a PSA supporting Protect Maine Equality. We’ll run the whole message on BillyMasters.com, but here’s a quote, “My son James is gay, and I want him and every other gay person out there to have the same opportunities and rights as I’ve had in life.” YAY!

 

I was doing my daily research when I came across a story regarding a story about a woman from the show “Wife Swap.” This gal was reportedly cheating on her husband (whom she had previously slashed with a knife – but that’s another story) via text with a fireman named Michael Biserta. This name rang a bell, so I went back to check my old columns and, sure enough, I wrote about him. Back in 2007, a NY fireman who was the cover model for the “2008 FDNY Firefighters Calendar” was featured on the “Guys Gone Wild” DVD naked and sporting one of the largest penises I’ve ever seen. And, to make it better, he was really cute and had a great body – you usually don’t hit the trifecta of looks, body and penis. I assume he’s dumb as a stump, ’cause if not, he’d be in the Guinness Book of World Records. Back to the current story – he claims he was never “physical” with this woman, despite one text which read: “If your [sic] in Brooklyn you can stop by. [It] won’t be like last time so I wouldn’t even bother . . . it’s usually not that quiet around the fh [firehouse] but we’ll work something out . . .” It certainly sounds like someone did something to someone at sometime. If you want to see every inch of Biserta any time (we’re talking 9.5 inches of ’em), then head to BillyMasters.com.

 

This week’s “Ask Billy” question comes from Howard in San Francisco: “Do you watch ‘Cougar Town’? Who is that hottie banging Courtney Cox?”

 

The hottie in question is Nick Zano. You may remember him from “What I Like About You,” where he played heartthrob Vince. He always looked short to me, but he’s actually 6’1″. Some other deats: his real last name is Crapanzano, he’s been in a long-term relationship with Haylie Duff, he’s 31 years old (which really means he’s almost as old as his “cougar”), was Associate Producer on a World AIDS Day special hosted by Lou Diamond Phillips and used to be a shoe salesman at Kenneth Cole. His role as Josh on “Cougar Town” may be short-lived; we hear Cox wants her character to play the field. If she keeps coming up with guys like Zano, I’m all for it. Until then, I’ll post his pics on BillyMasters.com for your viewing pleasure.

 

Since I’ve gotta give you some skin, a few fans e-mailed me asking if I’ve got footage of Mike Erwin’s nude scene from a recent episode of “Dexter”. Indeed I do and that’s some ass! Check it out on BillyMasters.com.

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