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She thinks it would be a lovely home for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.” – Well-known “psychic” Kenny Kingston passes along a message from Marilyn Monroe regarding her Brentwood home. Frankly, I have trouble taking any message seriously from someone who looks that much like Rip Taylor!

 

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She thinks it would be a lovely home for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.” – Well-known “psychic” Kenny Kingston passes along a message from Marilyn Monroe regarding her Brentwood home. Frankly, I have trouble taking any message seriously from someone who looks that much like Rip Taylor!

Ciao, bambini. Billy’s off to Italy. I usually keep the details of my international travels quiet, but I’m on a mission. Picture it. Milan – 1995. A fetching lad, not yet at his sexual peak, was climbing the steps of the Duomo when he possibly pushed a pack of nuns who tumbled down a narrow, stone staircase. The mother superior, who bore an uncanny resemblance to Ernest Borgnine, muttered something in Latin that didn’t sound like a blessing. To break the curse, I plan to re-enact this journey without bothering anyone remotely connected to the clergy – including any former altar boys seeking penance and/or pay-offs.

When Broadway’s sexiest stud Nick Adams was cast as a Cagelle in the revival of “La Cage aux Folles” I openly mused that it was a curious choice for an up-and-comer to take a role in the chorus – even a plum assignment like this. But that Nick is as cagey as he is cute. The buff boy’s turn in baubles, bangles and beads helped him land one of the leads in the upcoming Broadway production of “Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.” Adams will play Adam/Felicia – the role immortalized on screen by Guy Pearce. Bravo.

Jon Secada has come up with a unique way of promoting his new “Classics” CD – by showing he has other career options. The Latin superstar was in Las Vegas to discuss the possibility of doing a long-term show and stopped by the Rio to see the Chippendales. He surprised everyone by joining the guys onstage, giving the pros a run for their money in the hunkiness department. “It was fun to take my shirt off and represent with those guys. I was joking around, but I was saying, ‘I wouldn’t mind being in Chippendales. This is an alter-ego to my career. If I could sing and strip at the same time, that would be kinda cool.” He certainly doesn’t disappoint, as you can see from the pictures posted on BillyMasters.com.

The break-up of gay porn super couple Aden and Jordan Jaric has been quite a rollercoaster. The boys split up shortly after appearing at Jeffrey Sanker’s White Party in Palm Springs. Over the past month, it sounded like the pair was trying to repair the relationship. However, things came to a boil when the duo was judging a drag competition in Portland, Oregon. Allegedly, Aden hit Jordan on the head with a heavy paperweight. Jordan called the police. Aden said, “I’ll just tell them you hit me” and began to pound himself in the face. Needless to say, liquor was involved. Police didn’t believe Aden and he was taken into custody where he remained overnight. Jordan simply said, “I just hope he gets the help that he needs.”

According to a recently unearthed interview, Christopher Reeve had an affair with gay porn actor Casey Donovan (real name Cal Culver). No, the interview wasn’t with Chris – it was with Casey –  which naturally means it’s open to speculation. Casey/Cal gave this interview shortly before his death in 1987 and said things like, “Christopher was a great lover and I think I liberated him sexually.” And, “I didn’t think he was gay, but he seemed willing to try anything once.” Allegedly, more tidbits from this confession will be included in the book “Hollywood Babylon Strikes Again.”

Our first “Ask Billy” question is from Chris in Tacoma: “I never paid attention to Bret Michaels before, but I keep seeing him on TV and he looks like he has a really hot body. Do you have any nudes of him?

Where have you been? Bret was once involved with Pamela Anderson – so that means there’s video footage (and if there’s video footage, it’s on BillyMasters.com). Bret appears to have an impressive appendage – but these things always look bigger on the more diminutive dudes (he claims to be 5’9″, but I’ve stood next to him and he’s likely 5’7″). As to his body, he always had a lean, well-defined build. These days – hospital stays notwithstanding – he looks like he’s put on more muscle.

Next up is Kevin in Miami: “What can you tell me about the hot lead guy on ‘The Glades’? He’s absolutely gorgeous. And is the show really shot here in Florida?”

Yes, the A&E show is filmed in Fort Lauderdale – just a hop, skip and jump away from the Filth2Go Beach House. As to the hunk in question, I’m assuming you’re talking about sexy Matt Passmore. Didya know that he’s Australian? Yes, that American accent is fake. But everything else about him is real – including the ass you saw in the first episode. He was pretty proud of turning the other cheek. “I don’t think I could ask anyone to be my butt double. My mom would know straight away and she’d bag me out for it.” I’m not sure why he is that close with his mom, but that’s neither here nor there. For a bit more skin, head to BillyMasters.com. In addition to that butt shot, we have his most memorable work – an underwear commercial where he plays a guy on a plane who spills a drink on his pants, goes to the lavatory, and somehow loses all of his clothes – save for his undies. Maybe that was his audition tape for “The Glades”!

When I’m promoting an Aussie bum and Bret’s rock of love, it’s definitely time for me to end yet another column. I can’t say I’m homesick, but I’m sick about missing some of these happenings. But you won’t miss a single thing that’s happening if you regularly check out BillyMasters.com. And, as you can see, I’m quite solicitous when it comes to your questions. Send anything you’d like to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before the Vatican takes a hit out on me! Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

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