“Don’t worry about the words.  I never worry about the words.”Christina Aguilera gives advice to singers on “The Voice”.   I didn’t know singing the “Star-Spangled Banner” was part of the competition.

hollywood-cooper-aguilera-levy-1“Don’t worry about the words.  I never worry about the words.”Christina Aguilera gives advice to singers on “The Voice”.   I didn’t know singing the “Star-Spangled Banner” was part of the competition.

I am just famous enough.  People often recognize me at events.  But without hair and make-up, I can go to the grocery store virtually undetected.  But not a day goes by that Dan Renzi isn’t recognized from his stint on “The Real World” in 1996.  It’s taken me a while to realize that the impact this groundbreaking MTV show had on pop culture during its peak is staggering.  This is all apropos of our recent venture into Fatburger on Miami Beach.  Within minutes, Dan was accosted by a swarm of very young people who must have been toddlers during his RW stint.  After talking to them (and taking a hysterical photo which will appear on BillyMasters.com), I learned that they knew him from “The Real World/Road Rules Extreme Challenge”, which he did in 2001.  Hey, MTV, with this fan base, I think it’s time for him to turn up in another one of those challenges.  Plus, he could use a new car!

It was widely rumored that a famous news anchor would be coming out.  And then, the inevitable letdown – Don Lemon.  There are two types of people reading this column – people who don’t know who Don Lemon is, and people who thought Don Lemon was already out.  For those who fall in between the cracks, Lemon is a dashing African-American anchor on CNN.  I suppose I should say “congratulations” – in between yawns.

We were all hoping the newsman coming out would be Anderson Cooper.  There are two types of people reading this column – people who already know Anderson Cooper is gay, and people who think Liberace just never met the right woman.  One of my favorite Cooper pics is him posing backstage with the Scissor Sisters, arching his eyebrow whilst ogling Jake.  Well, Andy, have I got a photo for you.  Shears recently received some jockstraps from the company Nasty Pig and decided to take photos of himself posing as…well, a nasty pig.  He was so happy with the results, he told the company “I want my own jockstrap line” – which certainly wouldn’t be an unlikely career move for the former go-go boy.  While this isn’t the first glimpse we’ve had of his bursting package or bare ass, it won’t stop us from posting the pics on BillyMasters.com.

Illinois Congressman Aaron Schock turns up on the June cover of “Men’s Health” showing off those amazing abs we’ve come to know and love.  He’s often been referred to as a “29-year-old confirmed bachelor” but now he’s being called the “ripped Republican”.  This got me to thinking – perhaps having a hot body is a right-wing thing.  Last year we had Scott Brown and now Aaron.  No one’s putting Barney Frank on a cover shirtless!  Schock claims he’s not doing this for personal attention or narcissistic reasons.  His goal is to promote healthy living through diet and exercise and he’s teamed up with the magazine for their “Fit For Life Summer Challenge”.  You can see the results on BillyMasters.com.

Recently the City of Lights got a bit brighter when the first ever Abercrombie & Fitch store opened – smack dab on the Champs-Elysées (I believe “smack dab” is a French term for “voila”).  To promote the May 23rd opening, the store recruited 101 of the hottest male models and had them line up shirtless outside the store.  That’s even more impressive if you’ve slept with Parisians – because it’s awfully hard to find Frenchmen with a six-pack!

Our “Ask Billy” question comes from Gerry in Baltimore: “Who is the hot guy in the new J-Lo video?  He looks awfully familiar, but I can’t place him.”

That would be fitness model and actor William Levy, known as the “Latin Brad Pitt”.  Sure, you might recognize him from numerous workout publications.  Or perhaps you caught him last month on “The Real Housewives of Miami”, when he was the cover model for “Venue” magazine.  So, we did a little more research about him and learned that he was born in Havana in 1980, moved to Miami in 1994 and later relocated to LA where he studied acting.  He got his big break doing novellas for Telemundo and Univision, andb also acted in stage plays across Mexico and the United States.  He and his wife of eight years, actress Elizabeth Gutierrez, have two kids and were named two of the “50 Most Beautiful People” by “People en Español”.  The happy couple may have turned up to celebrate this honor last month but since then they’ve announced their separation.  This could have something to do with those persistent rumors of Levy’s extra-marital dalliances, which we need not go into here since they are of a heterosexual nature.  Once I heard he was straight, I was ready to abandon further research.  But then his penis dropped in my lap with a thud!  You never know what’ll pop up on BillyMasters.com.

When I can still be surprised by a penis (and such a big one at that), it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  You can keep up with all the latest dish (and racy pics) on www.BillyMasters.com.  If you have a question for me, feel free to drop a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before the Republicans unveil their plan for reducing the deficit – by releasing a “Hot Men of the GOP” calendar!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.



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