“That’s not to say I wouldn’t like a penis. I really would like one and I hope that someday I will get one.”Chaz Bono discusses a goal for the future. Just what I need – someone else looking for a hot d*ck.

hollywood-jackson-jackman-hardy-1“That’s not to say I wouldn’t like a penis. I really would like one and I hope that someday I will get one.” – Chaz Bono discusses a goal for the future. Just what I need – someone else looking for a hot d*ck.

Since I’ve been embroiled in a spirited game of “I’ll Show You,” I had lots of free time during my lengthy stay in Florida. Therefore, I was able to accept the dinner invitation of a very handsome man. Like most things lately, it didn’t go as planned. The man in question was some 10 to 15 years older than me – which, using Wikipedia and some rough conversions from the metric system, places him somewhere between 55 and death. Fine. But he acted a good 10 years older than that. As we all know, I’ve yet to act (or dress) my age. At some point, I became acutely aware of this 30-year gap. I believe it was when he picked me up for dinner at 4:30!

On a happier note, Cheyenne Jackson just married his longtime partner, Monte Lapka. Last summer, the couple had registered as domestic partners and had a commitment ceremony. But with gay marriage now legal in New York, there weren’t any obstacles to a real wedding. He shared the news via Twitter (of course) by saying, “It’s official, after 11 years together, Zora’s no longer a bastard. Just married the best man I’ve ever known.” By the way, Zora is the couple’s dog…who they often refer to as their daughter. She has Cheyenne’s eyes.

Because of delays in filming “Wolverine 2,” the film version of “Les Miserables” being headlined by Hugh Jackman may start shooting a few months earlier than expected. Although Paul Bettany was slated to play Javert, we now hear that Russell Crowe is actively campaigning for the part. Other names being thrown into the mix are Anne Hathaway (or Amy Adams) as Fantine, and Geoffrey Rush and Helena Bonham Carter as the Thenardiers.

Prior to shooting “Les Mis”, Jackman will be bringing his solo act to Broadway. From October 25th through December 20th (a date I’m sure is not cast in stone), “Hugh Jackman in Concert” will appear at Broadway’s Broadhurst Theater.

You all know that Darren Criss will take over the lead in “How To Succeed in Business” for three weeks once Daniel Radcliffe departs on January 1st. But who will replace Criss? Nick Jonas, that’s who – and he’ll stick around till June. This marks Nick’s return to the Great White Way after playing roles in “Annie Get Your Gun,” “Beauty and the Beast,” and “Les Miserables.” I always had a feeling he was a thespian.

I’ve already told you that Gay Days at Disneyland will be happening September 30 – October 2nd. I’ve already told you that Frenchie Davis will be singing her little heart out at the super-duper Kingdom party on October 1st. But did you know that the next day I’ll likely appear in a Speedo at the Plunge pool party? I’m sure that grabbed your attention (I’m hoping for some grabbing). But say you want something a bit less…risqué. Then you’re in luck. The legendary Carol Channing will also be appearing on October 2nd (most likely not in a bathing suit) for an “Intimate Conversation” at the Grand Californian Hotel. Proceeds will benefit her foundation which is working to get arts back into schools, a worthy cause if ever there was one. She’ll also be taking questions from the audience, and plugging her upcoming CD – “Carol Channing: True to the Red, White & Blue,” which features patriotic ditties I believe she learned during the Civil War. All of this information can be found on GayDaysAnaheim.com

Some people on the Fan Forum at BillyMasters.com were discussing Tom Hardy in the film “Bronson.” Hardy, best known for his role in “Inception,” really went out of his way to transform his body to portray one of Britain’s most notorious prisoners. While it was an impressive acting job (which won him the British Independent Film Award for Best Actor), most of my readers were taken with his body – every inch of which is on display. One person quipped, “There’s nothing like a naked muscular man being subdued by prison guards.” Well, if that isn’t a stellar recommendation, I don’t know what is. I’ll post pics and a clip of this subdued scene on BillyMasters.com

Our “Ask Billy” question comes from Corey in London: “I just went to ‘West End Bares’ – which is like Broadway Bares in the States. LOVED IT! What do you know about the hot guy from ‘Priscilla’? Amazing bod!!”

I had forgotten “West End Bares” was last week. This event was the brainchild of my dear friend, Darren Carnall. It started last year when he was in the cast of the West End production of “Legally Blonde” – which was directed by Jerry Mitchell, who started “Broadway Bares.” This inspired Darren to organize “West End Bares” and raise money for the Make a Difference Trust (similar to Broadway Cares). Last year was such a huge hit, it returned this year to London’s Café de Paris and raised in excess of $70K. Amongst the hunky participants was Oliver Thornton – one of the sexy stars of “Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.” He plays the same part Nick Adams is doing on Broadway and with all due respect to the lovely Nicky, Oliver is indeed amazing. I’d caution you to crank up the air conditioner before heading over to BillyMasters.com – we’ll be sharing some pretty steamy videos and photos from the event (focusing on the lovely Oliver and, of course, my dear Darren).

When Brits are showing off their West Ends, it’s definitely time for me to end yet another column. It’s been a while since I played “I’ll Show You.” These days, it seems you’ve won when you have to change your marital status on Facebook to “Single” and your partner’s page is blocked. But that’s OK because you can always see www.BillyMasters.com, the site that’s always available. To take advantage of my availability, just send an e-mail to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before my dinner date with Carol Channing! Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.



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