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Hollywood-bannerAudiences love a reunion.  This has been one of the secrets of the success of the TV Land Awards, the one awards show that routinely orchestrates reunions of our favorite TV casts.  Alas, it appears those celebrations are a thing of the past.  A spokesperson for the network has announced there are no plans for a 2013 TV Land Awards.  That doesn’t mean that the network is any less committed to such reunions.

The most successful show on TV Land is “Hot in Cleveland”, and it regularly features notable stars of yesteryear.  The producers have come up with an idea that seemed impossible – a reunion of …

Hollywood-banner‘Wicked’ holds a dear place in my heart, and I can see wanting to do something like that someday.  But they’d better hurry up before I get too old!” – Kristen Chenoweth says she’d love to do a reunion concert with the original Broadway cast of “Wicked” – which will celebrate its 10th anniversary on Broadway in October.

Audiences love a reunion.  This has been one of the secrets of the success of the TV Land Awards, the one awards show that routinely orchestrates reunions of our favorite TV casts.  Alas, it appears those celebrations are a thing of the past.  A spokesperson for the network has announced there are no plans for a 2013 TV Land Awards.  That doesn’t mean that the network is any less committed to such reunions. 

Hollywood-pic1The most successful show on TV Land is “Hot in Cleveland”, and it regularly features notable stars of yesteryear.  The producers have come up with an idea that seemed impossible – a reunion of “The Mary Tyler Moore Show”.  In addition to the beloved Betty White (as Elka), Georgia Engel often guest stars as her friend, Mamie Sue.  The show’s fifth season will begin with Elka planning a reunion of her old bowling league – which includes Mamie Sue, Mary Tyler Moore as Diane, Cloris Leachman as Peg, and Valerie Harper as Angie.  This will be the first time all five ladies from “The Mary Tyler Moore Show” have acted together since the series finale in 1977.  Taping is slated to take place on April 5th, which is hopefully soon enough to ensure Harper’s participation – and would be a lovely bookend to her career.  Of course, I think it would be even better if the ladies caught the attention of a couple of guys bowling in the next lane – Ed Asner and Gavin McLeod.  Just a suggestion.  The new season begins on June 19th.

I just returned from spending a bit of time down in South Florida, which included attending the Winter Party Festival.  This annual event is different from the various other parties throughout the country because it raises money and awareness for a non-profit organization.  The National Gay and Lesbian Task Force is celebrating its 40th year of service to our community, and the Winter Party was celebrating its 20th year.  Of course, I fall somewhere in the middle – a position I specialize in.  In addition to having a fabulous time, I was particularly impressed that most of the events were completely sold out in advance.  Something to keep in mind for next year.

Our own Adam Lambert will be participating in his first ever gay pride festival.  The lucky city to get this honor is Miami Beach – which is noteworthy since they are one of the newer Prides in the country (this is their fifth year).  And by scheduling their celebration on April 14th, they get the jump on the usual June festivities.  Of course, there will be loads of events leading up to the actual parade and festival – not to mention the presence of yours truly.  All the details can be found at MiamiBeachGayPride.com.

Who had this week in the pool for when Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough would break up?  How on Earth could this happen?  Could Ryan no longer smile at the premiere of terrible movies?  Did Julianne get tired of answering the question, “What’s Derek doing tonight?”  Or did they both simply get tired of waiting for their wedding night to consummate their love – like our dancing bachelor, Sean Lowe and his betrothed?  These kind of arrangements tend to have a limited shelf-life.  Just ask Tom Cruise.

I got three different “Ask Billy” questions about the penises of three different men.  Which do I choose?  Do I go all “Sophie’s Choice” and just pick one?  Do I play King Solomon and cut them in half?  Nah – I’m gonna bring you all three.  But for reasons of space, I’ll do it quickly and without reprinting the actual letters.

Several people on my Fan Forum have asked about the story circulating that producers on “Mad Men” have asked Jon Hamm to please start wearing underwear.  Apparently, the tight-fitting wardrobe and his propensity for freeballing has created an issue.  The fire was fueled by certain candid paparazzi shots clearly displaying his large appendage.  I’ve shown ’em before, and I’ll show ’em again – on BillyMasters.com.

Next up is hunky actor Nicholas Gonzalez – best known to my readers from his work on “Resurrection Blvd” and “Undressed”.  Larry in West Hollywood heard that he did some nude photos during his modeling days.  Do I have them?  Yes I do.  Are they hot?  YES they are!  And they’re on my website.

Lastly, Tom in DC wants to know if that’s really Jamie Foxx’s large penis in the infamous nude scene from “Django Unchained”.  Since I haven’t heard anyone talking about a prosthetic, it’s either Jamie or a body double.  To my expert eye, it sure looks like Jamie Foxx in that scene.  Of course, I have a slight advantage since I’ve actually seen his penis – in a photo, of course.  You can compare them for yourself on BillyMasters.com.

When I can squeeze in three penises (my personal best), it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  Since this column was super-sized (much like Mr. Foxx), let me quickly remind you to check out www.BillyMasters.com – the site that never holds back!  If you have something or someone you’d like me to investigate, send a note to me at Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Seacrest announces he’s dating Katie Holmes!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

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