“I’ve got my hands on their butts probably more than their wives.” – Tom Brady describes the unique relationship he has with his teammates on the New England Patriots. Well, what’s a little pigskin between friends…
Big Mama Masters was recently talking to me about her favorite TV shows. “You know, Ellen’s wife is on ‘Scandal‘.” It took me a moment to realize she was talking about Portia de Rossi. Obviously I know Portia is married to Ellen DeGeneres, but I must confess I don’t immediately think of her as a “wife”….which I admit is a failing on my part. A similar thing happened a month ago, when I reported about John Barrowman taking the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. I said that the ice was hoisted above him by someone I referred to as his hot jockstrap-clad boyfriend. A reader took issue with this: “Wow, how did [Barrowman’s] husband feel about that?” My response was a terse, “boyfriend/husband, potato/potahto”. Although I personally don’t put much weight on labels, I can see where my attitude is bit too blasé. Some people worked awfully hard for the right to certain labels.
A German performance artist has announced a new project which is raising quite a few eyebrows – to say the least. Mischa Badasyan’s project is entitled “Save the Date”. His artistic plan is to have anonymous sex with a different man in a semi-public place every day for a year. Why? Oh, it’s really confusing – something about how public, sterile places make people feel more isolated. Therefore, by having sex with different people every day, his body will become a virtual place – like a bank…which accepts numerous deposits and withdrawals. He also says his project will promote safe sex and the use of condoms. So he’ll be more like an ATM machine.
A couple of weeks ago, a reader asked me about Ellen’s “gardener” Nick, who she was trying to get cast in “Magic Mike XXL”. I told you that his name was Bill Reilich, told you where he came from, and even posted quite a few nude photos of him. Last week, Ellen had Nick/Bill on the show to do some shirtless apple-picking. Just then, a phone call came in from Channing Tatum saying he was cast in the flick. Although you’ll get to see him on the big screen eventually, you’ll surely not see as much as you can of him right now on BillyMasters.com.
Bundled in with the Jennifer Lawrence hacking scandal is news that nude photos also exist of Nick Hogan. Admittedly, the market for these pics is much more limited, but it hasn’t stopped some outlets from referring to Nick as “the first male celebrity to be hacked for nude photos”. I take issue with the word celebrity, but let’s gloss over that. If you want to see the photos, I’ll post them on BillyMasters.com.
On the other hand, some people leak nude photos (and videos) for their own purposes. Take David Girton, who appeared on “Big Brother” last year. He was the hot surfer dude with long blond hair and a rockin’ bod. For some unknown reason, he’s been sending people nude photos of himself. But he didn’t stop there – no siree. He’s also leaked some videos where he’s seen pleasuring himself. And I must say, they are certainly pleasurable. Because I think it’s important to share pleasure, you can check ’em out on our website.
Three dancers who were dismissed from Cher’s “Dressed to Kill” tour have filed a lawsuit against the superstar for wrongful termination, and have specifically accused her of racial discrimination. It started during casting when choreographer and dancer Kevin Wilson suggested that they hire someone described as “a minority female dancer”. Cher allegedly said “we have too much color onstage” and directed Kevin to hire a Caucasian, blond girl. Wilson further states that Cher instructed him “not to cast anymore dark-skinned black dancers on the tour”. Wilson did as he was told. So why was he fired? He claims that a male dancer invited a female fan to his hotel room in St. Louis on June 3rd. The woman claims that the dancer tried to pressure her into having sex, and she enlisted the aid of a female dancer, who told another female dancer and Kevin about the incident. When the three complained to Cher and the management about the alleged assault, they were “instructed not to tell anyone what had transpired”. A month later, all three were fired, purportedly because of “budget cuts”.
Our “Ask Billy” question comes from Jasper in Kansas City: “I’m pissed at the changes on ‘Below Deck’, specifically getting rid of David [who got engaged on the show to p-rn superstar, Trevor Knight]. But Logan and Kelley are pretty hot. What can you tell me about them? Gay or straight? You must have some shirtless pics.”
Logan is the new guy who some people thought was gay, but he’s apparently straight. Far more interesting is Kelley Johnson, another deck hand who is hotter than hot. Imagine my surprise when I received a lead on some rather revealing photos of Kelley. And imagine my delight when I saw these photos were not only revealing, they were full-frontal and explicit. And imagine the joy you’ll have when you check out the close to double-digit inches at BillyMasters.com.
When we’re giving new meaning to the phrase “all hands on deck”, it’s definitely time to end yet another column. And you’ll need both hands when you check Kelley out on www.BillyMasters.com, the site that always delivers. If you have a question you’d like me to tackle, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Ellen opens up a male strip club! So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.