Home Columns Need Wood: Something Mama Never Taught You! ColumnsNeed Wood? Need Wood: Something Mama Never Taught You! By Woody Miller - January 20, 2016 1937 0 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Advertisement Read the feature in our digital magazine: http://digital.hotspotsmagazine.com/i/628455/157 RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Columns Things that make you go hmm Need Wood? Can He be ‘Happy to See Me’ if He’s Sleeping? Need Wood? Gender Roles? How Quaint! Need Wood? Is ‘Pee-Shy’ a Legitimate Condition? Need Wood? Woody’s Got Talent: Top Six Favorite Gay Jokes Need Wood? Is He Sparking Up Some Problems?