Cheaper Than Therapy, July 22, 2010

Schmabobble At 7:30, the alarm trumpets in my ear and reverberates through my brain. I can feel my pulse behind my clinched eyes. I...

Cheaper Than Therapy, July 1, 2010

 Arrested Development   Although every word I write has underlying evidence of my true personality, a lot of what I say is tongue-in-cheek, so...

Cheaper Than Therapy, June 17, 2010

Situational Cuteness "That guy's cute!" I glanced around at passing cars to identify the cute guy my friend, Stephen, was talking about....

Cheaper Than Therapy, June 3, 2010

Routine Maintenance Four weeks ago I reminded myself that I had six weeks until Gay Days in Orlando. Six weeks to eat right, work...

Cheaper Than Therapy, May 20, 2010

Oh, For The Love of God Admittedly, I have fantasized about hooking up with one of the many hot boys from my high school....

Cheaper Than Therapy, May 6, 2010

Bad Romance   When my mother called to tell me that my grandmother died, I didn't cry. It is pretty common knowledge that...