Don’t Trust the Fuzz

Hey Woody! I’m a cop, and I get more respect for being gay from straight co-workers than gay acquaintances. Why are gay men so suspicious...

Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk

Hey, Woody! I have a strange problem. Sometimes when I cum, I cry. I’m not sad, but the tears come anyway. It doesn’t happen all the time but...

Can Working Out Improve My Sex Life?

Hey Woody! To my eternal regret, my roommate discovered the gym. Now that he’s down to a 34 waist, his eyes narrow every time I...

Need Wood: Is This a ‘Criminal Minds’ Episode?

Hey Woody!  One day I came home early and snuck upstairs hoping to catch my boyfriend beating off to internet p-rn (he’s a freak about...

Need Wood: Pour Some Sugar on Me!

  Hey Woody! Have you heard about a supplement that’s supposed to make your c-m taste sweet?  Is this real or one of those red flags...

Need Wood: Afternoon Delight

Hey Woody, A lesbian friend I adore wants me to be a sperm donor, but she, ahem, wants it donated in the old fashioned way. Now, I love her and everything, but I'm still going to have a blindfold over my eyes and a clothespin over my nose.

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