Not even ¨A One Minute Man¨

In our relationship I’m the raging top and my boyfriend’s the power bottom.  Perfect fit, huh?  Except for one thing: I’m a two-pump chump. ...

Can He be ‘Happy to See Me’ if He’s Sleeping?

Hey Woody! Don’t laugh, but my boyfriend f--ks me when he’s asleep. I know he’s not pretending because he snores while he’s f--king me! It...

Need Wood: Pour Some Sugar on Me!

  Hey Woody! Have you heard about a supplement that’s supposed to make your c-m taste sweet?  Is this real or one of those red flags...

Jock Itch

Hey Woody, About 8 months ago, I had a severe case of jock itch. My dermatologist had prescribed a steroid based cream and unfortunately,...

Dirty Deed: Is Silence Really Golden?

Hey, Woody! I slept with my best friend’s boyfriend.  It was a drunken mistake and I have no desire to repeat it. I want to tell...

Need Wood: The Subject was Condoms

Hey, Woody! I consider myself an expert in bottoming and I have a question you’ve never touched on.  I can’t feel the difference inside me...