Don’t Trust the Fuzz

Hey Woody! I’m a cop, and I get more respect for being gay from straight co-workers than gay acquaintances. Why are gay men so suspicious...

Looking For More Action

Hey Woody! I keep hearing about the sex-enhancing power of Yohimbe. I don’t have any trouble getting it up but I’d like better, stiffer, longer-lasting erections. Do...

My Boyfriend is Dead in Bed

Dear Woody, My boyfriend suddenly seems distant in bed—like he’s just going through the motions, if he goes through them at all. I’m so afraid...

Dirty Deed: Is Silence Really Golden?

Hey, Woody! I slept with my best friend’s boyfriend.  It was a drunken mistake and I have no desire to repeat it. I want to tell...

Is He Sparking Up Some Problems?

Hey Woody! My pothead boyfriend smokes at least every other day and he’s got zero interest in sex. The only thing standing upright in my...

Woody’s Got Talent: Top Six Favorite Gay Jokes

Hey Woody! What are your favorite gay jokes? --- Waiting for a chuckle Joke #1 Why do gay men name their penises? *Because they want to be on a...